It's finally here! Season 2 finale is here and we're putting you in the holiday spirit with the one and only movie that you need a pen and paper to take notes on. Like if we gave you a quiz to name ALL the characters, right now, could you do it??? Because we definitely can't. If you haven't seen Love Actually. . . . It's like they took all the famo…

Y'all! We are one more episode away from our season 2 finale! GASP. Carrying on with family ties, we're now bringing in Coni's sister Javi to join us for one of the greatest wedding romantic comedies to exist - My Big Fat Greek Wedding. You're going to learn so much about Javi and Coni's childhood in an immigrant household and how this movie is tri…

Only a few more episodes left before our Season 2 finale and we're spending some quality time with family. But not just any relative - Marie's mom is so graciously joining us for a family DORC episode! Fun fact! Marie's dad actually loves this movie and asked us to do it. However, he refused to actually talk about it with us. So Momma T is stepping…

As we wrap up our Rom-Coms 'Round The World, we're finishing up with an all time classic, Bridget Jones's Diary. On this episode we're talking with our favorite blokes and the only people we'll ever go to for Hugh news - Oscar and Diggory from Taking Hugh For Granted. Just so everyone knows, Renée Zellweger should've won an Oscar for this role and …

It's a new episode today and that means Drunk On Rom-Coms is going full on Bollywood!!! We have the lovely babes from Bollywood Besharams with us to talk about 2013's Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani. And if you're a newb to Bollywood movies like Marie & Coni, then you should definitely start with this one. TBH, this is like a really long music video and yo…

If you love The Beatles and stories that don't make sense, then you're going to enjoy the journey that we go on with Bel and Fi from Flick Talk Podcast. Sometimes the best parts of the movie are the meet cutes or grand gestures. Some of ours include the main character getting hit by the bus or when the movie was actually over. Also, some of the ina…

Did you know that romantic comedies and BDSM could exist in the same universe?? We didn't until the fabulous hosts Jessie and Helen of Asian Bitches Down Under introduced us to the 2022 Netflix film, Love and Leashes. The lighthearted story of a submissive man and his dominant mistress comes to life in this quirky, Korean rom-com. We all agreed tha…

(LIVE and Uncut!) Did you get a chance to check out our Instagram Live episode of Something's Gotta Give? Just in case you missed it, here's the uncut and unhinged version. Marie & Coni just wanted to send another big THANK YOU to all the new followers. DORC reached its 1,000 Instagram follower goal and that means out of all the submissions we rece…

We're continuing our journey around the world and today we're bringing you an amazing breakup movie from Peru called How To Get Over A Breakup. Technically, the correct title is Soltera Codiciada and that means Coveted Single. We don't understand why this is the way it is. Nosotras no sabemos! This is definitely on our top movies to watch when you'…

Y'all don't even KNOW how excited we are for this next round of movies! We're going around the world to review some popular rom-coms from different countries. And today we're going to Spain and kicking things off with In Family I Trust (US Title). But the actual name of this movie is Gente Que Viene Y Bah (which actually translates to People Who Co…

It's officially our 50th episode y'all!!! Where did the time go??? Today's episode is exciting because we get to dive into Coni's love for Pride and Prejudice with a movie that gives it a modern, gay twist - Fire Island (currently available on Hulu). When this episode was originally recorded, Joel Kim Booster's Netflix comedy special wasn't out yet…

Why fix something that isn't broken? Or should we say, why make a new movie plot when you have almost the same one? This time, Marie & Coni talk about First Daughter. Another president's daughter movie about the struggles with independence and a good looking stranger (secretly body guard) to fall in love with. While we do enjoy Michael Keaton as pr…

We're getting a little patriotic and jumping into a movie about the hard life of being a president's daughter. WOE IS ME. Our leading lady Samantha is your classic spoiled teenager living a tough life of constant security guards cramping her lifestyle. We have zero sympathy to be honest. But here we are supporting this character who's name isn't ev…

In our final JLo love series, we're talking about none other than 2022's Marry Me. There were so many songs in this movie, we don't know how this wasn't just considered a musical. We all know this was a just an exclusive JLo concert, and we're not mad about it. Join us while we talk about Coni's Maluma, sexy nuns, and of course, Daddy Owen Wilson. …

The best way to describe The Back-Up Plan is that it's not bad, but it's also not really good. Join Marie & Coni as they bear down the highs and lows of Zoe and Stan's relationship. And let's all be honest, JLo looks amazingly hot in this movie and we don't blame Bland Stan for trying to get busy with her. BUT Marie will never forgive him for throw…

Let's continue our JLo series with another classic, Maid In Manhattan. This is the movie where JLo and Lord Voldemort fall in love and bond over their passions for bettering the community. We believe this love story 100% and are trying to figure out how to write their sequel. Marie & Coni gush over some swoon-worthy one liners and try to keep it to…

Now it's time for us to show our appreciation for the Puerto Rican Rom-Com Queen that is Jennifer Lopez. Oh wait, she's playing an Italian in this movie for some reason. You know we're gonna talk about THAT. Join Marie & Coni as they review The Wedding Planner and discuss the love/hate relationship they have for Dr. Steve/Eddie or whatever his name…

Can we all just agree that having your grandma and all the local neighbor kids at your bachelorette party is a terrible idea? Yes? Ok, great. Marie & Coni go back and forth on the love triangle Mia gets herself into and can't get over how much a of mess Mia has become after 5 years and college. Do we think she went to wild parties and had the class…

We're done talking about movies we hate explicitly. Let's all put on our tiaras and practice our princess waves for none other than 2001's The Princess Diaries. Who doesn't want their long lost grandma to come into their lives to tell them they are next in line to run a small country? Anyone who says "not me" is lying. And this movie is a friendly …

Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions. . . best friend wedding movie edition. As the final movie of our "Movies We Hate" series, we thought it made sense to wrap it up with a movie with so many lies and mistakes for two hours. Little did we know that this was originally based on a book and that there was a sequel to the b…

If you still say "pooty" in any context, we will assume you grew up adoring this movie. When we watched this movie together, we may have paused it and jumped to our old friend Google for the full definition of "shoplifting the pooty". Can't say we didn't learn anything from this movie! Join Marie & Coni as they talk about all the famous lines in th…

On this very special episode of DORC, we're joined by the dynamic duo Boka and Garrett from Bromance Podcast to talk about one of the most hated movies, Shallow Hal. But let's be honest, this is on everyone's most hated list. This movie tries to portray itself as being body positive and yet..... it's just a bunch of generic fat jokes and women shou…

Continuing on more movies we HATE - we have this stereotypical doozy of a rom-com. While we love a Latina on screen, she deserved much more than this movie. It's like a Hallmark movie escaped the corporate office and tried to make it big on their own. But anyways, join Marie & Coni as they dissect all the infamous moments of this movie. You know we…

It's 2022 and we're choosing VIOLENCE. We're kicking off DORC season 2 with our new series, "Movies We Hate". Let's talk about garbage characters who do garbage things to good people. And today's episode is hitting a sweet spot for DORCs. Join Marie & Coni as they talk all things wrong with Sweet Home Alabama. We know a lot of you love this movie f…

It's the season finale y'all!!! Fun fact, the first 5 minutes is just some classic drunk Marie & Coni banter. Pretty great if you ask us. We are so happy to recap The Holiday as our finale episode and hope you enjoy this episode as much as we do! It's got an amazing cast and for some reason a few people from A Knight's Tale made it into this movie …

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni are together getting real tipsy for their second to last episode. And when it comes to Christmas gifts, can we all agree that khakis are some of the least sexy gifts to give your date? K, thanks. And while we're at it, for all that is good and wonderful, don't keep clapper lights in your childhood bedroom. JUST…

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni are counting down the episodes until the season finale. They want to cherish these next few weeks, so what better way to wrap up their first season than by reviewing a few Christmas movies. "BuT iT's NoT EvEn ThAnKsGiViNg YeT". We don't care. We're getting into the Christmas spirit early and enjoying all the Ch…

It is our final movie review in the Twilight Series!!! Marie & Coni have pushed through hours of recording back to back episodes to get to this point. Was it the smartest choice in the world? Of course not. But they did it and CRUSHED IT. Coni talks about all the hot vampires (naturally) as well as "the thing" and Marie just wants to be a vampire P…

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni both agree that a honeymoon in Brazil on a private island is romantic AF. But honestly, does anyone think the chicken she cooked was actually cooked all the way??? Anyway, Coni does a spot on impression of the wolves and Marie swears that Sexy Chess is a real game. 4 episodes down and one more to go! Support th…

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni ask some hard hitting questions: Was Jasper a racist in his past life? Can vampires get boners? Why does Bella suck so much in this movie? And in case you haven't been keeping up, it doesn't matter what scene he's in - Jacob Black can do no wrong in Coni's eyes. Support the show…

Content Warnings: Mentions of Death, Suicide. On this episode of DORC, we jump right into the Twilight sequel - New Moon and thank goodness they removed that ridiculous blue filter over this entire movie. Marie & Coni have also realized that you're not a real werewolf unless, 1. You cut your hair super short and 2. You walk around shirtless, ALL TH…

On this episode of DORC, we kick-off a long night of recordings as Marie & Coni journey through every single moment in the Twilight series. This first movie has so many iconic moments that we may or may not have recreated. One of the biggest realizations is that we've evolved from being Team Edward and Jacob to Team Charlie and Carlisle. Who knew??…

On this episode of DORC, we are aware this title may not make a lot of sense. But when you're spending an hour and half staring at the one and only "BDM" (Big D*** Man, courtesy of Coni), you can't help but say something ridiculous. Marie & Coni dive deep into a universe where a woman with no job and man can fly across the world to work on a reno p…

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni think charm can only go far when you're cat-fishing someone into falling in love with you. Marie calls out the HIGHLY unlikely situation of owning a tiny bookstore and supporting a handful of additional employees. Coni reminisces on her iconic IM name based on her love for the one and only Johnny Depp. And that…

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni are baffled at how someone can just be swayed by a stranger to fly cross country to meet them. And they didn't even help compensate for his trip. How crazy is that? Anyway, Coni has no problem with the in-depth research that went into finding this man's information and Marie can't understand how Walter even end…

On this episode of DORC, Tipsy Marie & TIpsy Coni are having a field day with another Richard Gere movie. Tipsy Marie doesn't understand how this Runaway Bride doesn't do any self exploration after failed wedding #3 and Tipsy Coni is ready for any '90s Richard Gere look-a-likes to slide into those DM's. Support the show…

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni evaluate the delicate balance of Richard Gere's demanding demeanor and Julia Robert's willingness to comply. Coni explains the importance of a man who can play piano and Marie can't wait for the day she has a no budget shopping spree down Rodeo Drive. Support the show…

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni discuss the evolution of women's magazines, how sex on the beach (the drink) is better than the sex on the beach (the act), and how this was a ridiculously long movie for a romantic comedy. Like, this was a 2 HOUR rom-com. Also, does anyone else have a special place in their hate-heart for the children in this …

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni can't help but discuss the total porn 'stache on Adam Sandler's face in Murder Mystery. Marie wasn't able to partake in the alcohol festivities, so Coni took one for the team and drank for the two of them. They also discuss how easy it would be to get kidnapped if you're approached by a good looking man with an…

On this very special episode of DORC, Marie & Coni are blessed with the presence of Shelby and Sam from The Rom Complex Podcast to talk about Fools Rush In. The whole gang discusses all the types of people they're attracted to, the ups and downs of interracial relationships, and how sexy Matthew Perry is drinking tequila. Pero like, did the term "c…

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni enjoy all the Spam and Reeses in their review of 50 First Dates. (But seriously, did SPAM sponsor this movie?) Coni is so happy Adam and Drew's kissing chemistry improved since their previous movie together and Marie is super suspicious about how "Forgetful Lucy" sounds VERYYYY similar to "Grow Old With You". S…

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni are together again recording in the heart of Coni's bedroom to discuss 1998's The Wedding Singer. Coni stresses over the idea of mingling at a "Single's Table" and Marie amazingly confuses Steve Buscemi with Gary Busey (we don't understand how she did that either). One of the biggest questions they have yet to …

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni discuss the fun and improved parallel scenes in What Men Want compared to the What Women Want movie. Coni brings up Aldis Hodge at every chance she gets and Marie reminds Coni about her no-phallic decorations rule for her future Bachelorette party. Support the show…

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni reluctantly review What Women Want. Believe it or not, this movie did not age well with its misogyny and stereotypes. Coni doesn't see how any of these women could be charmed by this man and Marie tries to understand the likelihood of surviving three electrocutions. Support the show…

On this very special episode of DORC, the hilarious Jeremy & Jack from Open SZN Podcast join Marie & Coni to talk all things life and Hitch. Jack defends his case on the replacement of Eva Mendes with the rom-com queen, Jennifer Lopez. Coni debuts and immediately ends her rap career. And Jeremy dubs Marie the infamous nickname, "Young Plunge". TBH …

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni don't even try to sugar coat their feelings on the "friends with benefits" concept. Coni swears this movie was somehow based on her life (even though it hadn't happened to her yet) and Marie wants everyone to know that she thinks this is so much better than No Strings Attached. Support the show…

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni agree that balloons make terrible post-coitus gifts. Coni loves on Ludacris and Jake Johnson. And Marie needs help understanding how "pumpkin" is a solid insult. Support the show

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni give a friendly PSA reminding their beloved fans not to touch dead bodies. Coni says she's not NOT down for sexy bingo parties and Marie learns a hard lesson about ride sharing. Support the show

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni try to grasp the relationship between Drew and Hugh. Coni has flashbacks of running into an ex and Marie admits that she needs to read more books. Support the show

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni debate if Heath Ledger and JGL really are brothers from another mother. Coni reveals her violent sibling past and Marie forgets that fake IDs exist. Support the show