CJ explores healthy food options that can give us all energy. Matt learns about a new company that wants to implement its own brand of eugenics. Spenny learns a thing or two (maybe). Also, CJ doesn't like crawfish. And Matt discusses co-parenting. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

CJ's day gets off to a bad start when he forgets something he needs for work at home. The gang celebrates the invention of LSD. Matt shares his new, bizarre hobby. And Spenny really enjoys the term 'crab grease,' so he chooses that to be the episode's title. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati…

CJ wonders why he had such had such a good weekend until realizing that it's because he mowed the lawn. Twice. Matt tells the story of how he judged a talent show at his daughter's high school last week and how she handled the situation. And Spenny learns where the phrase "mad hatter" comes from. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnyst…

CJ, Matt, and Spenny went to the AWM Gala last night for an awards ceremony. They looked handsome, but they also looked a bit red in the face when CJ got up onstage to present an award and screwed things up a bit. Also, the gang learns about a holistic technique called "fart walking", which gives CJ the perfect opportunity to share his embarrassing…

We fight, we stage fright and then we fight some more. Today's show hopefully settles some debts on our long running bets. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.โดย CJ Morgan

Today CJ distracts Matt with a surprise visit from comedian Doug Mellard. The two have performed stand-up comedy together for many years, and Mellard is performing at Cap City Comedy Club with a certain local comic. Also CJ gets angry with Austin dog owners and people who pop their popcorn on the stove. And Spenny gets his very own show. Maybe. Per…

CJ had a rough time at the Renn Fair with his uncomfortable suit of armor. Matt has a bone to pick with TikTok parents and "fit" influencers. And the boys learn about a war that was fought over poop. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.โดย CJ Morgan

Today's show is fueled by anger and exhaustion but ends in a healthy dose of sick friendship. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.โดย CJ Morgan

DID YOU KNOW that shutting up is good for you? Learn more on today's episode. CJ has planned a vacation, but he's scared he might get in fights at the beach. Spenny has produced music and sound effects for the fake film trailer that CJ made on the last episode. And Matt learns about radioactive pacemakers. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj …

Spenny urges CJ and Matt to fight after CJ had a dream where he got upset with Matt. The gang shares their favorite guilty pleasure meals. And Matt tells us about a sweet LASER clock and dark matter. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.โดย CJ Morgan

Matt had a very foreboding dream about CJ and the radio awards season. Will the friendship and show survive? Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.โดย CJ Morgan

We follow up our discussion on how being boring can be pretty dang fun, how finding comfort in the mundane can be soothing, and how simplicity is oh so sweet. Also, science has discovered that vaping can be worse for you for a number of new reasons. And CJ has tricked a lot of the people in the office with another one of his pranks. Support the sho…

Today we celebrate erections and the medicine that makes it possible for those who struggle to maintain them. Also, is being boring fun? Matt thinks so, and Spenny is starting to agree. And CJ creates his first aluminum object after smelting in his backyard for only a day. How did it turn out? Listen and find out. Come on. Duh. Support the show: ht…

CJ tells Matt and Spenny about a technique useful for road trips, Matt discovers an entire realm of funk and psychedelic music from The Middle East, and Spenny does his best. God bless his him. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.โดย CJ Morgan

CJ vents about some things that have been upsetting him recently. Spenny thinks The Captain has veered into the Larry David era of his life, much to Matt's entertainment. Listen to CJ's rants on today's episode. And are we really gonna have a freaking eclipse or not? Matt isn't excited for this monumental event that's quickly approaching. But why, …

The Midwest may not have queso, but they do have their own versions of tasty dips that we explore on Today is the Greatest for National Chip and Dip Day. Also, a surprisingly large segment of the population believes they could successfully beat a bear in a fight. Find out which side we belong to on today's show. Support the show: https://www.101x.c…

CJ is frustrated that Matt didn't pay him and join his March Madness bracket, we watch a dude embarrass himself on a police bodycam, and discuss the 7 dog breeds that are bad to raise your kids around. AND MORE Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

CJ wants to start a forge in his backyard to begin smelting his recycled aluminum. Matt wants to talk about zines, but CJ and Spenny don't know what he's saying. And Spenny learns that tossing a salad can be a fun way to spend your new year celebrations. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Streaming services are getting more expensive, and they don't plan to get any cheaper anytime at all, really. The boys lament this unfortunate return to the old ways of nickel-and-diming customers for their entertainment. Welcome back, cable! Nobody missed you. Please don't stick around. Also, we slam Hutto a little bit, but it's in good fun. We le…

We learn more about when the President first used mass communication to speak directly to the public, and, would you believe it, it happened many, many decades ago. Learn with us on Today is the Greatest! CJ hurt himself running down some stairs and also needs a hip replacement, which is wild for somebody as young as him. Matt learns about a simple…

We discuss the 2024 edition of The Oscars but not who won. Instead we talk about what made us laugh during this past-its-prime award show for the elite. Teens are getting arrested for using A.I., CJ tells us how he screwed up a night of debauchery during a previous SXSW, and Matt warns us about our doorbell surveillance systems. Support the show: h…

CJ gets frustrated with Spenny interrupting a professional phone call, Matt gets frustrated with CJ during their Renaissance Fest outing, and Spenny gets frustrated that CJ doesn't know how to properly dispose of grease. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

We say goodbye to an Austin production company, hear about a new conspiracy theory involving the moon, and even learn about a monkey that got thrown in jail. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.โดย CJ Morgan

Facebook and Instagram goes down for millions of users, CJ unveils his NASCAR v ASSCAR game for our current giveaway, and Matt tells the story of how he learned a certain culture thought cheese doodles (like Cheetos) tasted exactly like a rare delicacy they sought after. Also, there's a certain gene that humans are missing from their DNA that preve…

CJ tells a terrible joke at the expense of a long dead, historical icon. Also, we learn about sweat technology. Yes. Sweat. The stuff that you secrete when you're getting all hot and busy. A customer gets upset at a Jimmy John's restaurant. And we learn a lot about tigers. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for pr…

We learn about psychopaths this episode and how women were once believed to exhibit less psychopathy than men. Turns out that isn't true. Not even in the slightest. Cue the "ha ha i knew she was crazy" comments. Oh, and CJ saw Dune Part 2. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Is tattoo ink really that good for your body? CJ and Matt learn that science has discovered much more about the biproducts of tattoo ink, and now governments are rushing to regulate the stuff. Spenny is still sick. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

On this episode we ask if Austin is over food influencers then talk with a real food G, Jess Pryles. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.โดย CJ Morgan

CJ discovered a new diet that gets him out of bed earlier in the day. Spenny is still sick and Matt learned how to exercise. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.โดย CJ Morgan

CJ has moved on to a new project and apparently camping with Matt's wife. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.โดย CJ Morgan

Austin FC is back in action and but we care more about the food than the match on the field. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.โดย CJ Morgan

We got something in the mail promoting a new movie and can't wait to "play" with it. Then comedian Colton Dowling joins us for a lesson in radio voice interviews. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.โดย CJ Morgan

Sill ol Matt needs a boost so its time we organize a campaign to Make Matt Great Again, YAY! or #MMGAY. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.โดย CJ Morgan

What's with doubling down on a wet appetizer and wet dinner? Too much goop! Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.โดย CJ Morgan

On today's episode, CJ gets concerned over a parody video he did about a fake law firm. Will he get sued? Let's hope so. That would make excellent content for the show. And Matt finds out some weird news for parents. Turns out, having kids is a bad thing. But why!? Find out on today's Parent Pickup. And Spenny!!!!!! Support the show: https://www.10…

Happy Valentine's Day! We learn about the history of this commercial holiday and celebrate our love for entertaining ya on today's episode. CJ thinks he won Valentine's Day Matt encourages us to be creative for creativity's sake and Spenny! Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Valentine's Day and Lent are quickly approaching. Hurry! Summon the CJMobile! We have facts and rants to make! Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.โดย CJ Morgan

We talk Super Bowl LVIII highlights, which barely includes the actual athletic feats of the players. CJ loves organizing Super Bowl bets in the building, but he's having a hard time convincing himself to pay everyone for their wins. Matt has found the perfect viewing experience for stoners and science fans. And Spenny. He's there too!!! Support the…

CJ proposes turning the show into a React Channel style show, where the gang only reacts to more famous quotes from people like Jordan Peterson or Joe Rogan. Matt discovers a 4Chan movement that seeks to use A.I. for adding more clothes to women's pictures. Nick from ESPN 102.7 stops by to help the gang with their Super Bowl edition bets! And Spenn…

CJ plans to rebrand the show with a famous tea brand as sponsor, and he's even willing to change his name for the bit. Matt learns that there are a lot of myths surrounding lice. You know, those tricky lil' bugs that crawl through your hair and get you kicked school. Turns out there's more to lice than just the rumors. And Spenny. Yeah. Spenny! Sup…

Today's special guest is Madeline Hollern from Austin Monthly! She joins the show to discuss the magazine's Most Eligible Singles of 2024 and their associated event. CJ also gets her to rip an electrode off his chest for our Sports Bet punishment. You know, an electrode? Those sticky-ass things they strap to your chest during hospital sh*t? They're…

CJ wants to help organize a political campaign. Matt tells us more about Bluesky, a potential competitor for Twitter/X, and Spenny learns about ex-vegetarians. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.โดย CJ Morgan

We discuss the Grammys because we are a music show. We also talk about some lottery winners that actually deserve the winnings, but there's an unfortunate twist. And how much electricity does "mining" cryptocurrency use? Matt's findings may surprise you. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

CJ's temper has been out of control recently Matt discovers a revolutionary new way to make leftovers interesting Spenny believes Groundhog Day should have more than one groundhog Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.โดย CJ Morgan

CJ threw a big ol temper tantrum last night and has been kinda pissy all week. We discuss and heal on this week's Extra Pieces extra content show podcast. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.โดย CJ Morgan

CJ talks getting high at the dentist, the gang discusses music history, and Spenny learns about rental babies. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.โดย CJ Morgan

CJ is tired of taking vacations, Matt squeezes some balls, and Spenny gets confused when throwing dice. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.โดย CJ Morgan

We discuss childhood pranks and vandalism, celebrate the most forgettable president ever, and learn about trippy chameleons. All that and more. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.โดย CJ Morgan

CJ keeps tricking a new coworker into thinking he's Australian, facial recognition technology got the wrong man arrested, and young people might be saving Internet comedy. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.โดย CJ Morgan

We got a chance to interview actor and comedian Craig Robinson on today's episode! He's got seven, count 'em, SEVEN stand up shows this weekend in ATX. He talks about his career, childhood, lifestyle, and upcoming projects. Also, CJ shares his favorite memory of one of Craig's films, and it involves him getting in trouble watching a particularly se…