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Minute 57 starts with Lane moving his Pig Burger experiment from the suspended lightning table to the counter and ends with the burger singing and dancing to the Van Halen song "Everybody Wants Some."โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 56 starts with a dejected Lane preparing to make his first Pig Burger and ends with Lane preparing to find out if his science experiment was successful.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 55 starts with Lane learning about an important piece of his pig burger uniform and ends with Lane left alone to begin his work.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 54 starts with Dad catching Lane filling up his head holes with q-tips and ends with Lane learning the difference between a push and a pat.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 53 starts with Jenny seasoning a tentacular lunch and ends with a mouth full of Q-tips.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Curtis Bloes appearing on Next Scene PodcastHey, everydody, this is your Better Off Dead co-host Curtis Bloes checking in to let you know that you can catch me this week as The Indiana Jones Minute's Pete Mummert and I join and Sean German along with the legendary Brian German at the Next Scene Podcast to discuss one of my favorite (yes, you heard …

Minute 52 starts with Lane barely escaping from Johnny the sinister paper boy and ends with Jenny preparing a very lively lunch.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 51 starts with Lane being stalked by Johnny and ends with Lane escaping with his life into his home.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 50 starts Ricky telling lane that he should not upset mother and ends with lane unwittingly entering the paperboy dimension.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

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Minute 47 starts with E.G. Daley dancing seductively and making eyes at the camera and ends with E.G. ending the song with a victorious flourish.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 46 Starts with Charles unable to recover from the hilarious joke that Stalin made and ends with Ricky and Monique awkwardly making their way to the dance floor.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 45 starts with Elizabeth Daily jamming out and singing the song, "One Way Love" and ends with Charles DeMar laughing uncontrollably at a joke made by Roy Stalin.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 44 starts with JoAnne Greenwald telling Lane that she is only going out with him as a favor to her dad and ends with Elizabeth Daily singing the song, "One Way Love," as a smoke pot explodes behind her on stage.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 43, starts with Lane agreeing to take JoAnne Greenwald to the New Year's Eve Dance, and ends with Lane starting his date with JoAnne Greenwald.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 42 starts with dad asking lane to stop and talk to him for a minute and ends with dad really putting the pressure on lane to date his law partners daughter, Joanne Greenwald.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 41 starts with the world's most negligent mail carrier delivering mail in lanes neighborhood and ends with dad pulling lane aside and asking him if he can speak with him for a moment.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 40 starts with dad unconvinced that everyone will be wearing a satin lined aardvark fur winter coat over the Christmas season and ends with Lane bursting through the garage door with his car, destroying it.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 39 starts with Monique receiving a very unique gift from the Smiths, and ends with Dad admiring his new Christmas gift from Jenny.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 38 starts with the family piling up Christmas presents from mom, all of which are packages of TV dinners and ends with Monique's Christmas nightmare at the Smith house.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 37 begins with dad proudly putting the finishing touches on his brand new garage door windows and ends with Lane getting a T.V. dinner for Christmasโดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 36 starts with Lane charging off the edge of the K12 and ends with dad putting a nice shiny ribbon on his new garage windows.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 35 starts with Lane standing on top of the K12 trying to get Charles' attention as Charles makes a profound discovery, and ends with Charles philosophizing about the futility of skiing the K-12.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 34 starts with Charles discovering Lane preparing to jump off a bridge and ends with Lane trying to talk himself into skiing the K-12.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 33 starts with Lane trying to convince Chris Cummins to go on a date with him and ends with Lane standing on a bridge getting ready to commit suicide.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 32 starts with Cartoon Stalin Agreeing with Cartoon Beth and ends with Lane bumping into Chris Crummins.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 31 starts and with cartoon Beth listing off the ways in which Lane is a bad boyfriend and ends with cartoon Beth discouraging lane from asking Chris Crummins out.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 30 starts with Ricky slurping his Jell-O though a straw and ends with Lane getting chewed out by a disembodied voice.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 29 starts with Charles promising Lane that he can help him make girls sterile and ends with Ricky eating his Jell-O in a unusual way.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 28 starts with the class getting some GREAT news and ends with Charles De Mar vowing to help Lane win back Beth by helping him ski the dreaded K-12.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 27 starts Lane freaking out because he's lost his virginity and ends with the geometry teacher assigning homework. Lots and lots of homework.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 26 starts with Lane being called to the board to show his geometry homework and ends with Lane beginning to remember that time in the woods with Beth.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 25 starts with Mr. Kerber conveying his paltry geometric dilemma and ends with Lane being called to the board to demonstrate his answer.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 24 starts with The radio hitting the ground and grinding to a halt and ends with a cliffhanger in which we don't find out what can be derived from geometric metaphors.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 23 starts with Lane Saying "Sorry, Johnny, I don't have a dime" and ends with a car stereo flying out of a window.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 22 starts with with Lane waking up to find a note on his head and ends with Lane opening the front door to find Johnny the paperboy standing on the step.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 21 starts with Lane sitting down at a picnic table across from Beth and ends with Lane waking up to find a note on his head.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 20 starts with Lane crawling into bed with a framed photo of Beth and ends on the very moment that Lane and Beth meet in a park.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 19 starts with Dad and Jenny gossiping about the Smiths and the Chapmans while Lane loses his lunch and ends with Lane crawling into bed with a framed photo of Beth.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 18 starts with Dad wanting to talk about Lane's car, and ends with Mom suggesting that Lane introduce himself to the new exchange student across the street at the Smith's house.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 17 starts with Charles and Lane in the supermarket talking about why Lane should not commit suicide and ends with the family gathered around for dinner with Dad wanting to talk to Lane about something.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 16 starts with Lane once again on the receiving end of an attempted assault from Rocko and ends with Charles and Lane in the supermarket talking about why Lane should not commit suicide.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 15 starts with Beth in voice-over giving the last reason she prefers Roy to lane and ends with Lane once again on the receiving end of an attempted assault from Rocko.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 14 starts with Roy finishing the word, "Wiener" and ends with Beth breaking up with Laneโดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 13 starts with Roy breaking Charles's heart and ends with a wiener getting cut in half.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 12 starts with Roy finishing his K12 run and ends with potential ski team members begging to be allowed to hold Roy's clipboard.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 11 starts with Beth telling a friend on the phone that Lane threw up on someone and ends with Roy popping behind a hill while skiing.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast

Minute 10 starts with Lane backing up from the stop light he almost ran and ends with Beth telling someone on the phone that she is going to break up with Lane and start dating Roy Stalin.โดย Better Off Dead Minute: The Podcast