From Down With Love to Tusk In Hand. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why the best vampires are outside of eastern Europe and why the conquest of the Aztecs took so long. "You made me embarrassed to be Scottish."โดย Stu & Joe

From Jeremiah Johnson to You've Got Snail. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the most eligible oven in town and a 9 year old's hatred for Richard Chamberlain. "Pluck my heartstrings, Bagger Vance."โดย Stu & Joe

From The Treasure Of The Sierra Madre to Operation Possum. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, sand worms in sitcoms and Dorothy's problems at customs. "I'm on a wager."โดย Stu & Joe

From Hot Frosty to Captain Bananas And The Mackerel Of Love. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Alan Rickman: DIY enthusiast to the cutest little bank robber you ever did see. "Bomb up the bum for Brian Benben."โดย Stu & Joe

From Wanted: Dead or Alive to Do You Want Nuclear War Or Not? What'll It Be? In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, showing off with yachts in New York and Marilyn’s moodiest musical. “Rambo was very big with the adult baby community “โดย Stu & Joe

From Condorman to Armadillo In Love With You. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the world saving synth supergroup and the myriad hidden dangers of circus cannons. "It’s like the 9 and a half weeks of men talking to each other."โดย Stu & Joe

Due to circumstances beyond our control, we're having to take a wee break. In the meantime, enjoy this morsel of nonsense from our Patreon page. (Search Patreon for Stu & Joe's Big Dumb Film Show, that should get you there if you want more of the same.) And do keep sending us your messages, round ideas, Top 3 nominations etc - bigdumbmovies@gmail.c…

From Boogie Nights to Raj-ing Hardon. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest CHRIS THORBURN discuss, among other things, a one man Shawshank Redemption and Danny De Vito's Cambodian adventure. "Songs for squatchin' lovers."โดย Stu & Joe

From The African Queen to Saving Private Longneck. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest ROB DEERING discuss, among other things, why more buttons means fewer questions and the compassionate drugging of Geena Davis. "Are you not hopping on the Quaid Train?"โดย Stu & Joe

From The Watch to Oh No You Peli-can't. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the slapstick version of Goodfellas and coming out of the Lost In Space closet. "Have you mentioned Tony Burton yet?"โดย Stu & Joe

From Heretic to How To Get Ahead In Modelling With A Snake. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Matt Damon taking on all the animals and the all time ubiquitous action goon of the 1980s. "Why am I even bothering to swallow Leslie Nielsen?"โดย Stu & Joe

From The Hard Way to FID Squad: Volume 1. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, a day of carnage at the football and when Birmingham was laid waste by magma and organised crime. "You'd never get a lubricated horse cock on BBC 2."โดย Stu & Joe

From My Old Ass to No Leopards Left. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the illegal international bread trade and why you shouldn't keep Jeff Bridges in the fridge. "I've been mis-sold lesbians again."โดย Stu & Joe

From Borderlands to Moles Gonna Mole. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, children freed by Somali pirates and chocolate that can push a conservative over the edge. "They've got haddock fever."โดย Stu & Joe

From It Follows to Toucan Play At This Game. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, gorillas as professional fighter pilots and Cruella De Vil: Queen Of The Persians. "The rise of Clapula."โดย Stu & Joe

From Predators to The Full House Of Horror. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how washing powder can cure mental illness and the impracticality of a soluble action hero. "Windscale!"โดย Stu & Joe

From Beetlejuice Beetlejuice to U-Boat Your Life. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the KGB Aardman knock-off and the Hitchcock/Herrmann bust up. "He's just so...earthy."โดย Stu & Joe

From Duel to For Fox Sake. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest IAN COPPINGER discuss, among other things, Jimmy Stewart's loose fingered murder mystery and the most tense songs in all of 80s soft rock. "Ocean's 8 makes Ocean's 12 seem like Ocean's 11."โดย Stu & Joe

From Trap to Undercover Goat. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, what happens when you nuke Moscow by mistake and how many sheep constitute a killing spree. "Shut up, The Goblins."โดย Stu & Joe

From Lucy to Come On, You Coyotes! In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, a horrifying facility holding 70s glam legends and what you get for surviving zombie nonsense. "Fingers crossed and one foot on the floor."โดย Stu & Joe

From Alien: Romulus to The Woman That Gave A Hoot. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Harry Potter; gangland heavy and B movie director of real pedigree. "Cholesterol, schmolesterol."โดย Stu & Joe

From Elysium to Aww, Not Christmas!! In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest CARL DONNELLY discuss, among other things, the Tom Cruise version of Groundhog Day and Ginger Rogers: Hollywood's twitchiest cop. "Christmas is so last year."โดย Stu & Joe

From Anyone But You to ConFEDeracy. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest SOOZ KEMPNER discuss, among other things, Jerry Maguire's contribution to child elimination and the dumb fun of Mike Bassett. "The horse doesn't know it's a simulated Grand National."โดย Stu & Joe

From The Great Outdoors to Squidgepot. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest BILLY KIRKWOOD discuss, among other things, Kurt Russell's alcohol support group and how to traumatise your children using only buttons. "A super carrot if you will."โดย Stu & Joe

From Beverley Hills Cop: Axel F to Hum That Tune. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest JAY LAFFERTY discuss, among other things, why female singers and jungles don't mix and how jazz led to the world's most addictive Wonka chocolate. "Dot dot dot, perhaps?"โดย Stu & Joe

From Brightburn to The President Goes Ape. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how a small town goose gets rid of it's frustration and why John Wayne can't work with a monkey on his face. "Back into the shame hut."โดย Stu & Joe

From A Quiet Place: Day One to Birth Of A Nation For Irish People. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why Gene Hackman won't leave a living witness and the Michael Madsen/Harry Belafonte connection. "I just want to buy her a cup of tea."โดย Stu & Joe

From RoboCroc to Hang On, That's An Owl. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the effectiveness of long range flashy things and when Harrison Ford was the world's biggest star. "Hollyoaks was the stuff of a madman's dreams."โดย Stu & Joe

From Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga to The Climb Of The Penguins. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest MATT REED discuss, among other things, how saving minority families from fires is horny work and why Emma Thompson should clean her room. "That's how you do Dolly Parton."โดย Stu & Joe

From Hard To Kill to Jack Strang - All American Hero. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the shortest version of Psycho ever seen and why Tom Cruise and a chicken are interchangeable. "YOU get a dead nurse, YOU get a dead nurse..."โดย Stu & Joe

From Under Paris to I'll Have Some More Pineapple, Hedgehog. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, what the people of northern Scotland got instead of The Matrix and Raquel Welch's rock music confusion. "Every woman is a bontempi organ waiting to be played."โดย Stu & Joe

From Never Say Never Again to Jellyfish Must Die. In this episode - the 50th EPISODE JAMES BOND SPECIAL - Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why a dismissive Frenchman is standard issue equipment for a spy and the greatest videogame ever made. "Barbara, changing a tenner."โดย Stu & Joe

From The Invitation to Stamp 'Em Out, Scamp. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the healing power of Miley Cyrus and an intrusive camera obscura. "Hello, segregated eating areas!"โดย Stu & Joe

From Abigail to Croc Around My Heart. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest ELEANOR MORTON discuss, among other things, what would drive a bear to kill and the Michael Gove/Tina Turner connection. "I'm going to respectfully milk Lindsay Lohan."โดย Stu & Joe

From Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire to Snakes On A Stage. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why you always check your equipment before you ascend Cliff Richard and the cutting edge research that turned TLC into En Vogue. "No one give her a tissue, she's a star."โดย Stu & Joe

From Weird Science to You Can't Spell Passchendaele Without Passion. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the perils of tightrope walking four at a time and Jimmy Stewart's infamous contractual demands. "Why don't you cock off?"โดย Stu & Joe

From Airport to (Barking Seal Noises). In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest SUSAN MORRISON discuss, among other things, the cake related rumours about Noel Coward and Ryan Gosling; overly chatty driver. "No, I'M pregnant with Dean Martin's baby!"โดย Stu & Joe

From Silver Bullet to The Moth-er Of All Trials. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Julie Andrews being stalked by dogs and a Korean mentor's questionable skills with women. "Mental illness is a rainbow."โดย Stu & Joe

From District B13 to Water Chess: The Eternal Dance. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why The Sugarcubes soundtrack New York's descent into chaos and why the Smurfs were being hounded by the British police. "The Bat Unbugger button didn't work."โดย Stu & Joe

From The Lavender Hill Mob to Pull The Otter One. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the best way to watch Kung Fu Panda 4 and the importance of checking your pod for boy bands. "Those Norwegian sets of cheekbones harboured murderous desires."โดย Stu & Joe

From Saltburn to Sherpapotamus 2. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest DAVE JOHNS discuss, among other things, the vulgar lyrics of Lionel Bart and aborigines on hoverboards. "It's like I've been pied in the face by the world's shortest Mongolian clown."โดย Stu & Joe

From Force 10 From Navarone to You Can't Beat A Anteater. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, some very upsetting angels and the world's itchiest dancer. "Look out, he's on your 12."โดย Stu & Joe

From Drive Away Dolls to To Gazelle And Back. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how Zoltar influenced 90s rap music and more realistic post-kill wisecracks for Bruce Willis. "What's new, Mola Ram?"โดย Stu & Joe

From Dune 2 to The Niagara Falls But The Heart Rises. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how Al Pacino can provide you with crystal clear picture and sound and what can go wrong when two gentleman golfers become infatuated with the same girl. "I'm gonna take a snoring machine and I'm gonna tut."…

From Wicked Little Letters to Flying Respect. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how the Jaws novel could have been made better and why Taylor Swift is a liability to the British Security Services. "Models love heraldry."โดย Stu & Joe

From The Hitcher to The Day The Panda Dream Died. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, what happens when French royalty strikes a blow for American feminism and the volcano musical we've all been waiting for. PLUS - the winners are announced for the only awards that matter; ours. "How many Meg Ryans is too many Meg Ryans?"…

From California Split to Coronation Beaver. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest GAVIN WEBSTER discuss, among other things, the magic of hearing Guns n Roses underwater and Leslie Phillips rampaging through the streets of New York. "What do you mean Lewis Collins said no?"โดย Stu & Joe

From The Devil Rides Out to Bronkowitz & The Fish. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Vincent Van Gogh; SoCal Dude and a baguette...somewhere in the trees. "Thank you, Scientology."โดย Stu & Joe

From Poor Things to Bear With Me. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how Arnie inflames racial tensions in Brooklyn and the greatest Scottish movie that you've maybe forgotten about. "All Donats have holes."โดย Stu & Joe

From Shattered to Slumming It. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the second life of Oskar Schindler and the injustice of Posh Splash winning an academy award. "I'm incorrigible."โดย Stu & Joe