Jeff's bunch of weirdos face off against a triple threat of horrors beyond reckoning, Rich's weirdos traverse hell itself for answers to burning questions, and Josh's weirdos reach across time and space to survive an unknowable foe! WEIRDOS EVERYWHERE!Follow us on Twitter @StorylordspodCheck out our website for all of our dope links and info storyl…

Life and work has gotten in the way of the Lords' storytelling once more so it's time for our first ever MID-SEASON Q&A! We got such an influx of questions from our lovely patrons this time around that we're splitting the Q&A episode into two parts! This is the second and final part of us self-aggrandizing and grandstanding with some questions and …

Life and work has gotten in the way of the Lords' storytelling once more so it's time for our first ever MID-SEASON Q&A! We got such an influx of questions from our lovely patrons this time around that we're splitting the Q&A episode into two parts! One today, obviously, but one next Monday as well! For those savvy accountants out there that means …

Rich gets risque to almost the point of changing the purpose of our podcast, Josh introduces a BRAND NEW beloved character, he swears, and Jeff finally weaves his narrative together for once! The stories have started rocketing towards a grand finale!Follow us on Twitter @StorylordspodCheck out our website for all of our dope links and info storylor…

GUEST STARRING VIDAZEN!Rich tugs at your heart strings, Greg introduces the greatest character ever made, Jeff finally puts ghost cats in a story, and Josh's heroes FINALLY make it to Graal!...or do they? They do. ...or do they?Follow us on Twitter @StorylordspodCheck out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.pageSupport us on P…

Jeff breaks the page count for another monster mash up of intrigue and mystery, Rich brings the heroes of a hundred timelines face to face with the final results(?) of their arduous journey, and Josh reveals the truth about the unstoppable threat facing all of Daranos instead of finishing that ant story or whatever!Follow us on Twitter @Storylordsp…

Josh blows your balls off with ANOTHER battle of the bands you'll never forget, Rich illustrates the dangers of loving a joke character too much, and Jeff finally stops To Be Continued-ing your heart with some BIG SHOCKS!Follow us on Twitter @StorylordspodCheck out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.carrd.co/Support us on Pat…

Rich brings his heroes face-to-face with ultimate evil - CLAMPS! Jeff forces his heroes to face an enemy they can't just bash to death for once, and Josh revels in hot brown cat-digested Daranosian intrigue like always!Follow us on Twitter @StorylordspodCheck out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.carrd.co/Support us on Patre…

Following a run-in with real life Miasma the boys are BACK! Jeff takes nerds down a peg with Jason, Josh makes an axe so rad even Axewound can't handle it, and Rich brings it on home with the return of a cowboy so beloved he uses the same voice for half a dozen other characters!Follow us on Twitter @StorylordspodCheck out our website for all of our…

ONLY REAL 'BONERS NEED APPLY! Josh brings us part 2 of a daring ANTventure, Jeff brings us part 2 of whatever was going on with T.K. and Ghost Dips, and Rich brings us part 10 of the time-bumpin' shenanigans of his merry weirdos!Follow us on Twitter @StorylordspodCheck out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.carrd.co/Support u…

Merry December 28th, Storysquires! To celebrate the festivities all three Lords: Jeff, Rich, and Josh, have all agreed to pen holiday themed one-shots for everyone! ...but do even one of them follow even ONE of the prompts?Follow us on Twitter @StorylordspodCheck out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.carrd.co/Support us on P…

Rich takes us WAY back to the Wild West but ties it in somehow THE MANIAC, Josh tells the tell of bloody ant revenge with maximum ant puns AND yo mama jokes, and Jeff creates his own Urkel! There's other stuff too, just listen already, GODFollow us on Twitter @StorylordspodCheck out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.carrd.co…

Josh reveals the finale fate of a beloved book, I mean character, Jeff weaves a tale of a small-town serial killer on the loose, and Rich brings us an explosive turning point in his new Omniversal saga! THIS IS A BURNING HOT ONE!Follow us on Twitter @StorylordspodCheck out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.carrd.co/Support u…

Jeff brings back a beloved character and introduces a new one to hate (also horror stuff), Rich sends his beloved HUM13 and others on a road trip for the truth (also sci-fi stuff), and Josh gives the highest stakes in Daranos to it's slitheriest little guy (also fantasy stuff)! Follow us on Twitter @StorylordspodCheck out our website for all of our…

Rich brings us a sci-fi comedy tale of grief, pain, anguish, and hatred that'll have you in stitches, Jeff brings us the end of the two-part Frankenstein vs. Witch vs. Mafia syfy channel movie we've all been waiting for, and Josh brings the war back to our heroes whether they like it or not as Daranos' fate heats up, sexual style!Follow us on Twitt…

Josh continues the harrowing tale of a Dracula vs. an oncoming apocalypse caused by reading, Jeff opens the journal of a hardboiled detective caught between a witch and an international crime syndicate, and Rich brings us home with another step on the jounrey to understanding the unfolding fate of a brand new Omniverse!Follow us on Twitter @Storylo…

Jeff brings us a spooktacular haunt of innocent youth coming face to face with unspeakable horror in classic Goosebumpsian style (he promises), Rich regales us with a look into the past of his brand new Sci-Fi universe that introduces the most beloved Italian stereotype in the history of our show - and also two new lovably main characters I guess, …

Rich brings us a Sci-Fi tale with enough worldbuilding to put Sanderson to shame, Josh dishes out a Fantasy take on one of the greatest films ever made but better somehow(?), and Jeff caps off the summer with a Horror unimaginable to uncorrupted minds - small-town America!Follow us on Twitter @StorylordsCheck out our website for all of our dope lin…

THE STORYLORDS ARE BACK!Rich ended the first season and begins the second season with a brand new sci-fi universe with so many new characters to kill available in it you'll never get a moment's rest!Jeff returns to one-shot horror with a sci-fi/horror mashup that threatens to alter your perception of life and death but also make you dook!Josh retur…

The Storylords have returned to their thrones and are ready to answer all of your hottest, most burning questions about the stories they've crafted! And because we got 33 of 'em we're splitting it into two parts - here's part two! Thanks for all the emails, Storysquires!Follow us on Twitter @StorylordsCheck out our website for all of our dope links…

The Storylords have returned to their thrones and are ready to answer all of your hottest, most burning questions about the stories they've crafted! And because we got 33 of 'em we're splitting it into two parts - here's part one!Follow us on Twitter @StorylordsCheck out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.carrd.co/Support us …

THE SEASON ONE FINALE IS HERE! Poignant, action-packed, deeply crass, and everything else you've come to love about Storylords, join us here at the end of all things (for this season)!Josh opens up a brand new realm of possibilities that will keep you rock hard LONG after doctor's recommend you go to ER - all the way into next season!Jeff brings hi…

The penultimate episode of the season brings us two gigantic ramp-ups to the very end and one explosive ending story that you have to hear to believe!Jeff's plucky weirdos finally make it into the final stretch to stop the ritual once and for all but things aren't what they seem in this thrill-a-minute action tale!Rich seals the book on this chapte…

The Lords bring the season towards three spectacular climaxes (if you know what I mean) with a tall, cold prompt for refreshment afterward!Josh's Daranos rockets towards the reveal of stunning secrets about the fate of the entire world plus goblins get DOWN and DIRTY in it, gd!Rich's Omniverse has a fate hanging in precarious balance across multipl…

Unholy rights and dark promises bring us back to The Three Realms once more for stories of terror, wonder, and honestly a lot of horniness if we're being honest - again!Rich's Omniverse hangs on a string as a dark deal must be made for the fate of existence across all dimensions! But will this deal save us all or spell our utter annihilation?Jeff's…

The Storylords return with harrowing tales of lost love and the toll it takes!Jeff brings us back to Spookyvision's seedy world of Frankenstein P.I. for the return of a long-awaited friend... or foe? ...or maybe more than one? Just listen to the story.Rich's Omniverse opens up wide as he reveals the true machinations of what's been going on beyond …

With a BRAND NEW NAME that will shake the thunder down from the clouds and make yo mama tremble, The STORYLORDS ride into your earholes with an episode all about Concerts & Arm Wrestling!Rich bridges the gap between three titantic tales of science fiction heroism and relationship woes between friends and sentient watch lovers!Josh brings together f…

Josh brings us a Daranos tale of a a Murkmonk who bites off more than he could chew when a giant ruby falls into his life! Love, Family, and one of the most disgusting jokes in the show's history are on the line!Jeff returns to Marshall University for a visit from two brand new villains who have an offer for Kayla S. Hunter... or is it an ultimatum…

With Ships & Zoos as our prompts given by our lovely supporters, we set sail for adventure - or a reasonable facsimile. Jeff brings us another case file from the desk of Frankenstein, P.I. about finding meaning and acceptance as a big nasty freako, Rich warns us and we don't heed him about how depressing his story is this week when the heroes of th…

The Three Realms come alive with tales of silver and dinosaurs beyond the reckoning of mere mortal men!Rich weaves a tale of a rest stop that's too good to be true for our beloved heroes, Josh puts the acab in abracadabra with a tale of a magical race for the fate of The Flamingos, and Jeff brings back the infamous private eye Pavlov Flinch who fin…

The portal to the Three Realms has opened once more and their three sexy storymancers have new tales to spin for your enjoyment AND education!Josh reveals the fate of one of the most beloved characters in the history of EVER, not just Daranos! Jeff brings you another tale of horror noir with a dramatic new evil force! Rich gets meta in a whole new …

The Bros are back with three new daring tales of adventure, mystery, and whatever else we do on this show! Romance? That doesn't sound right...Jeff introduces us to a brand new leading man with a dark origin, Rich finally brings together his cast of un-murdered heroes, and Josh takes us to the very origins of Daranos themselves! OOOOH GIRL!Follow u…

It's time again to open the spooky science book of your fantasies and venture into the Three Realms!Rich tells a galloping tale of man-machine interface that will both depress AND tickle you in just the right way starring two beloved characters he probably doesn't want me to reveal here!Josh finally brings us the long awaited origin story of this p…

With the fastest turnaround in the history of podcasting, the Bros return yesterday with tales of invincible shields and terrible curses (and you know this means potty language by now I'd hope)!Josh regails us with a tale from the far past of Daranos that will surely have ramifications on both the modern bardic tales of the land and also his friend…

The tome opens on one of our most esoteric prompts ever with "Ziggurats" and one of the easiest swings in the game of writing "Dreams" all on a brand new episode of Bros!Jeff's back from some kind of horrible outbreak movie disease to get dunked on for being sick for some reason but also to scare your pants right offa you with a new subterranean ho…

After a long holiday break we're back with an episode recorded before the holiday break! Makes sense! This time around we're confronted with the inescapably Freudian world of Dreams alongside the inevitably pulse-pounding Countdowns!Our three Wordsmiths weave Horror, Sci-Fi, and Fantasy the likes of which you've never seen - creating unseen worlds …

With the perfectly matched smooth combination of Hermits & Chases, our heroic wordsmiths bring to light three new tales from the Book of Blood, straight to your ear-holes, and down into your groin somewhere probably.Jeff weaves a tale of pointless machismo and heavy machinery, life and death! Rich FINALLY reveals the origin story of Grissom Graves …

With the tantalizing dup of Feats & Keys our favorite Prose Bros. have hand-crafted three glorious tales to keep you on the edge of your seat for much longer than you imagine the episode to be, usually!Rich goes back to the future, Josh brings back the long-awaited past, and Jeff pens a tale that's even scarier than the present (no guarantees or re…

The stakes have never been higher as the Bros take turns rolling against the house with Casinos & Crime Lords! Three tales of dirty money, bloody consequences, and continuing overarching narratives - you don't wanna miss it!Follow us on Twitter @brosb4prosepod& find our website at brosb4prose.carrd.co!…

With the festive masks and the questionable autopsies as our only guiding light the Bros wrangle in a new set of impeccable tales perfect for HALLOWEEN!Jeff closes out the Blood Moon Saga for now with a literal earth-shattering conclusion that will leave you as breathless as Pavlov Flinch going up stairs!Josh introduces us to two of the nastiest li…

With the fantastical Bards and the spooktacular Prophecies as our only guiding light into the realm of stories and myth we spun three yards to delight, disparage, and perhaps even disgust!Josh introduces us to his most hateable character ever in a crossroads tale of music and dark deals!Rich takes us to the future and back with two of the most lova…

With choo-choos and BIG stealing as their only guide, the Bros craft three dope tales just for your ear holes!Rich brings us back to the beginning of his Sci-Fi tales with the re-introduction of Lionel Richie (no relation)!Jeff introduces several new characters of his own in the next chapter of his Blood Moon Conspiracy!And rounding out the introdu…

With one of the dopest instruments of death ever conceived and comfy cozy footwear as their guide, the Bros craft three new tales!Rich creates a brand new type of mentor/hero relationship you're not gonna believe set amidst corruption and crime!Jeff sends up back to the past for a tale of dark pasts and primeval vengeance!Josh introduces literally …

The Bros. are given one of the wackest prompts in history and spin gold outta that loose thread! Only they POSSESS the power to craft like this! Get it? Get it??Jeff brings us a ghoulish tale of a dweeb in love and also a witch in the woods and it goes off the RAILS, dudeJosh introduces us to a brand new fraternity and their weenie rival jerks and …

The Bros. are faced with the challenge of a lifetime - somehow make boring old chainsaws and amputations fun and interesting for the first time ever!Rich starts us off with a brand new sci-fi story about a grisled badass on the hunt for cybers - but not the kind you think!Next Josh tells a fantasy story that will chill you to your bones and probabl…

Settle in for three hilarious tales of Portraits & Breweries!Josh regales us with another tale of Daranos, a true love that can survive the BUCK WILDEST mission ever placed upon familiar shoulders! Rich breaks the mold in only the second episode by introducing a disgusting new fantasy world of REVENGE! Jeff opens the spooky door and ferries us acro…

It's our first episode! Watch us try and wrangle Fish and Chips into stories that contain zero percent football hooliganism. Jeff makes us shudder with his tale of forbidden online love, Rich introduces us to a brand new Lionel Richie in the far-flung future, and Josh brings it all home with the long-awaited return of DARANOS from that other podcas…