Join Kate (we miss you, Matt!) for a Bonus Episode of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we delighted to be interviewing Paul Duane - director, writer, producer and just general excellent person. The main topic of conversation is Paul’s feature length film debut, All You Need Is Death, after Kate watched it at Glasgow Frigh…

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 43 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we treat ourselves to a sci-fi double bill of Event Horizon (1997), representing pre-2000s and Attack The Block (2011), representing post-2000s! We also discuss Kate’s adventures at Fright Fest, how we don’t let our age determine our idiocy and Matt’s c…

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 42 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, it’s thrills and spills as Lance Langford of The Horror Returns podcast comes to play and we finally get to our Extreme August episode… in February! And as the saying goes, good things come to those who wait and… I guess good things on our show means tr…

Happy New Year Mutha-lickers!It’s that time of year again where we reflect, dissect and divulge our best, our worst and a few things in between of the previous year! 2023 had some highs and certainly some lows but find out exactly what our favourite and most hated movies were, what surprised us and what didn’t anger us, just disappointed us… Also, …

MERRY MOIST CHRISTMAS!! Join Matt and Kate for Episode 41, our Christmas 2023 Special, of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we have an array of killer Santa’s starting with the controversial Silent Night, Deadly Night (1894) representing pre-2000s! Representing post-2000s, we better watch out as this Santa is a military ro…

Join Matt and Kate for a Bonus Episode of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we are so excited to be interviewing the wonderful and multi-talented Jenna Kanell (Terrifier, Renfield)! We discuss their new movie, Faceless After Dark, how morally grey is the new black, upcoming new and exciting projects and how best to deal wi…

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 40 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, representing pre-2000s, we go back to the “creatures running amok” era and discuss the 80’s classic, Critters (1986)! Then things take a decidedly darker turn as we traverse the horrors of The Collector (2009), representing post-2000s! We also discuss K…

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!! Join Matt and Kate for Halloween Special Episode 39 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we take a look at the gruesome mystery, Halloween classic Sleepy Hollow (1999) representing pre-2000s. And representing post-2000s, we discuss the surreal, coming-of-age cult movie The Boys In The Trees (201…

Join Matt and Kate for a Bonus Episode of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we are honoured and thrilled to be interviewing the incredibly talented and sublime John Adams and Toby Poser, aka The Adams Family (The Deeper You Dig, Hellbender)! We discuss their new movie, Where The Devil Roams, the music of H6llb6nd6r, their …

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 38 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we’re going back in time to the 1960’s, filled with cults, mind-control and orgies, with Hammer Horror’s The Devil Rides Out (1968) representing the pre-2000’s. Representing post-2000’s, we take a look at the daring and atmospheric modern masterpiece, R…

Join Matt and Kate for our Fright Fest 2023 Bonus Episode! We travelled back to the Big Smoke for our favourite horror movie festival and inhaled all it had to offer! As usual there were some highs and some lows but mostly highs… of the excitement range - no magic leaves, powders or beans needed! In this episode we’ll be giving non-spoiler reviews …

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 37 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. In this episode, we revisit the Mario Bava gothic back catalogue with the classic gruesome ghost story, Kill, Baby… Kill! (1966). Representing post-2000’s we spend time in a spooky morgue delving in chest cavities and unravelling mysteries with the atmopsheric and creep…

You didn’t ask for it but we gave it to you anyway - Part 2 of Double Fisting June!! Join Matt and Kate for Episode 36 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. In the second part of our June double bill, we take another trip back in time to Europe and look at our pre-2000’s choice: the sexy, ridiculous slasher, Pieces (1982). Representing post…

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 35 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. In this episode, we go back to 1960’s Italy and discuss Mario Bava’s sexy vampire gothic horror (sploosh!) Black Sunday as our representation of the pre-2000’s. And representing the post-2000’s, we explore the haunted corridors of one of South Korea’s most famous ghostl…

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 34 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. In this episode, we venture out to Camp Crystal Lake and take a look at the camp slasher classic, Friday the 13th representing pre-2000’s. And find out whether Matt, who notoriously hates single location movies, was swayed by the 2002 thriller, Phone Booth representing …

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 33 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. In this episode, representing pre-2000’s, we meet the original “Bunny Boiler” herself in Fatal Attraction (1987) and representing post-2000’s we traverse the twisted journey of Climax (2018). In addition to these reviews, Kate has a playful and dirty new professional ve…

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 32 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. In this episode, representing pre-2000’s, we cover the Italian gore-tactic classic Fulci’s Cat In The Brain (1990) and representing post-2000’s we have the dark and thought-provoking Prisoners (2013). In addition to these reviews, we discuss more of Kate’s dating misfor…

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! WE'RE BACK MOTHERLICKERS!! It's been a while but the rumours are true: we have returned and we've brought gifts! A compilation of our best and worst, the highs and lows, the beautiful and the gross of 2022 - and we're not just talking about Kate's taste in men! So open up a can of something delightful, and join us in a toast for 20…

Happy Halloween!! Join Matt and Kate in celebration of this deliciously spooky and hauntingly creepy time of year where we delve into our inner devils and wreak chaos and frenzy on all! With us on our hellish escapades are the gruesome twosome Brian M. Sammons and Jamie J. Sammons of Horror In The House Of Sammons podcast! Episode 30 is METAL-WEEN!…

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 29 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. It’s Shudder September!! So, as the title would suggest, both of our movie choices this month are found on the horror streaming site, Shudder! Representing the pre-2000’s we delve into 1960’s Japanese horror with Snake Girl and the Silver Haired Witch (1968)! And repres…

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 28 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. In this episode, we cover two horror comedies dealing with the difficulties of being a young adult and the repercussions of their sexual desires. Representing the pre-2000’s we jones after Grace Jones in the 80’s synth wave visually distinctive Vamp (1986)! And represen…

Join Matt and Kate for our Fright Fest 2022 Bonus Episode! Once again we have had the pleasure of feasting on the delights the world famous London horror festival has to offer and we are here to share our fruits. We discuss the films Something In The Dirt (Benson and Moorhead’s latest entry into the cosmic horror), She Came From The Woods (a raunch…

IT’S MATT’S BIRTHDAY!! Well… it was. It’s a little belated but please join Matt and Kate for Episode 27 where we celebrate Matt’s balls getting a little bit closer to his knees. In this episode it’s Matt’s choice for both movies! His birthday picks are as follows: representing the pre-2000s, we have the iconic classic The Thing (1982) and represent…

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 26 where we are joined by the incredible, the legendary and downright sexy Dan Bone from The Podcast on Haunted Hill! In this episode Dan has selected two movies from two incredible directors: John Carpenter’s Christine (1983) representing pre-2000s and Jordan Peele’s Us (2019) representing post-2000s. Not only do we …

Join Matt and Kate for episode 25 where we are joined by the two hilarious and awesome hosts of the Friday Nightmares Podcast: Scott Crawford and Heather Powell! In this episode, this terrible twosome have selected cult horror comedy classics Cemetery Man/Dellamorte Dellamore (1994) representing pre-2000s and Father’s Day (2011) representing post-2…

It’s our ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!! Woohoo!! Join Matt and Kate to celebrate our first big milestone - EDONSSM is one year old! In this special episode Eternal Darkness meets Eternal Sunshine as we discuss our namesake: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004). Yes, that’s right - one movie this episode but we have a bunch of other things to keep y…

Happy (belated) Valentine’s! Join Matt and Kate for the second half of the month of love. It’s Episode 23 and we are feeling a bit romantic, a bit saucy and also… a bit fishy. In this episode we have decided to go a little rogue and go for movies that you wouldn’t typically watch on the Day of Love. Representing pre-2000s, we have dark and evocativ…

Greetings and Salutations! It’s Kate’s Birthday and in celebration we have our dear friend and listener, the awesome and insightful Sabrina Voerman, making her podcasting debut on the Eternal Darkness Of Spotless Minds! It’s Episode 22 and not only are we celebrating Kate’s birthday but we’re also embracing Women In Horror Month! In this episode we…

Join Matt and Kate on Episode 21 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! It’s a new year with new beginnings and a couple of new twists to your favourite British “dark umbrella” movie podcast. In our first proper episode of 2022, we discuss the depraved and ungodly happenings of Eyes of Fire (1983) representing the pre-2000s, and the insane b…

Happy New Year to our EDONSSM Family! Join Matt and Kate on Episode 20 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! Our End Of Year episode diverts from our usual chats and reviews as we look back over 2021, celebrating and commiserating the highs and lows of movies under that dark genre umbrella. As well as our Top 10 Horror of 2021, we look at o…

Happy Holidays to our EDONSSM Family! Get yourselves feeling cosy and festive with Matt and Kate on Episode 19 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! It’s our first Winter Solstice together and we are delighted to celebrate it with you, dear listeners! Our Christmas Special has us take a look at the whimsical yet heartbreaking French movie D…

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 18 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! We are officially in the cold depths of Winter, her icy talons clawing at our skin, as the daylight fades and the air grows thin... To honour this time of year, our Winter Special has us take a look at the blustery and fairly odd murder mystery, Curtains (1983) represen…

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 17 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we say a reluctant farewell to Halloween and look towards the frosty festive season of Christmas with the perfect crossover movie, The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) representing the pre-2000s and representing the post-2000s, we cover the gruesome an…

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 16, our first ever “All Hallows Eve Special”!! Spooky Season has now reached it’s sexy climax and we are celebrating all things Halloween! In this episode, we are looking at the devilishly hilarious Idle Hands (1999) representing the pre-2000s and we are finally, inevitably and reluctantly (for one of us) covering eve…

Welcome to Episode 15 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! It’s officially Spooky Season and we are celebrating all things Halloween! Join us for our “Kidz Halloween Special” where this time, Matt and Kate are joined by a very special guest, Matt’s daughter: Florence! In this episode, we are looking at a movie that terrified a generation, …

Welcome to STUPID C*** SEPTEMBER: The Sequel! This time, Matt and Kate are joined by our very own American tourist, Lance Langford of The Horror Returns podcast, for episode 14 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! We welcome him with spirits and beers, and if he wants something hot, he can have tea! And we promise not to bite… though we mi…

Join Matt and Kate and… wait… hold on… and Jamie?? Who the hell invited him?! JOKING!! That’s right - we have now entered the aptly named STUPID C*** SEPTEMBER!! And we are pleased as punch to have Jamie McAuley on as our FIRST EVER guest host for episode 13 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, Jamie has picked a legendary…

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 12 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! Welcome damas and chellovecks to part 2 of EXTREME AUGUST!! For this episode, join us for a bit of ultra-violence and hear us govoreet on A Clockwork Orange (1971) representing pre-2000s, and Atroz (2015) representing post-2000s**. We also deliberate the merits and tria…

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 11 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode we give you the first half of EXTREME AUGUST!! Representing pre-2000, we visit The Last House On The Left (1972) and representing post-2000, we face our fears with A Serbian Film (2010)**. We also chat bachelorette weekends that resembled Midsommar, Kean…

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 10 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode we take a look at Them! (1954), representing pre-2000 and Sucker Punch (2011), representing post-2000! We also celebrate us reaching TEN episodes! Woo hoo! We also discuss the important things like Kate’s recent epic workout fail, Matt’s galavanting arou…

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 9 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode we look at The Blood On Satan’s Claw (1971), representing pre-2000 and The Skin I Live In (2011), representing post-2000! So expect chat and bants on kid cults and shocking discoveries, as well as Matt’s failed fishing trip, Fright Fest London updates, “o…

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 8 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! Episode 8 takes you to a psychedelic hedonistic fantasy in the form of Brain Damage (1988), representing the pre-2000s, and then to Wall Street for a different kind of hedonism, full of coke and sex and murder - standard - with our first listener request, American Psycho…

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 7 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! Episode 7 is taking you to Heaven… in a possible cult ritual when we discuss The Invitation (2015) representing post-2000s and into a nihilistic yet funky trip to the future with listeners’ choice, The Fifth Element (1997) representing pre-2000s! Listen to us froth at th…

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 6 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this (extra long) episode, we look at Videodrome (1983), representing pre-2000 and Drag Me To Hell (2009), representing post-2000! As well as all this awesome movie chat, we also get into your usual faves of Bargain Bin, Buy It, Rent It, Bin It, some silly chat about …

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 5 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we look at Society (1989), representing pre-2000 and Scouts Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse (2015), representing post-2000! The conversation covers all sorts from bizarre and inappropriately dark kids cartoons, zombie boobs and butthead shenanigans! So ki…

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 4 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we look at Carrie (1976), representing pre-2000 and Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013), representing post-2000! We also discuss some of the worst movies we’ve ever seen, the sound of people eating and why it might not be as gross as you think (or is…

Join Matt and Kate on Episode 3 as they branch out from horror and delve into the psyche of Girl, Interrupted (1999) for our pre-2000 section. Then, dare to accompany us as we embark on a journey through the Abaddon Hotel, as we scare ourselves silly over Hell House LLC (2015), our post-2000 movie. To find out what we thought of these movies, "fing…

Join Matt and Kate on their first podcasting venture together! In this episode, we want you to get to know us a bit and introduce you to the show! So be prepared for bants, horror (and “horror adjacent”) chat and anecdotes as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds... Please also check out our social media and contact page…

Join Matt and Kate on their first REAL podcasting venture together! In this episode, we look at Alien (1979), representing pre-2000 and Mandy (2018), representing post-2000! To find out what we thought of these movies, the meaning behind “Fizz Wizz”, what Matt would do when faced with an old lady offering sex - and more! - turn your attentions to e…

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