Comedian Myq (Mike) Kaplan is The Faucet. Except instead of water like from a literal faucet, what comes out are words, thoughts, ideas, jokes, rhymes, philosophies, fun, and more, in a stream of consciousness. A stream. Like water. See? Like this.
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Hang Out With Me (A Myq Kaplan Podcast)
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In which you (human listener) get to (but don't have to) hang out with (that is to say, listen to) comedian Myq Kaplan (pronounced "Mike Kaplan," I know! I agree with the way you feel about it!) as he hangs out with (that is to say, talks to) other humans in ways that are meaningful, fun, both, or neither.
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135: Wonderful as YOUsual with Liz Glazer
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In today's pod-meal, Myq is once again joined by delightful friend and hilarious comedian Liz Glazer, as she prepares for an audition. They discuss roving Buddhas, Mona the cat's health, Katie Couric's colonoscopy, deciding what to do and what to not do, silly things, serious things, everything, everything else, and more. It's a fun one. Enjoy!…
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134: Making History with Liz Glazer
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In today's pod-meal, Myq once again welcomes back his dear friend Liz Glazer to discuss history, trivia, law, dreams, friendship, philosophy, and Batman. And maybe more! Probably more! Much much more! Enjoy!โดย Myq Kaplan
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133: Miss Fortune Cookie with Liz Glazer
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In today's pod-meal, Myq digs in with Liz Glazer on big important things and small important things! Fun and meaningful, as always. Liz is wonderful. Follow her work everywhere. Here's a fine place to start, or continue, as you wish! Please enjoy!โดย Myq Kaplan
In today's pod-snack, Myq shares some snippets from a Buddhist lecture he heard the night before from the Venerable Robina, hopefully translating as much of the joy and meaning from the original experience to YOU THE LISTENER. Enjoy as possible, please and thank you!โดย Myq Kaplan
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131: Will You Please Pass the Goof?
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In today's pod-snack, Myq shares about the events of the past few days, full of shows and parties and books and movies and who KNOWS what else! (The answer to "who knows" is you, when you listen. Enjoy!)โดย Myq Kaplan
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130: 43 Years in 43 Minutes
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In today's pod-meal, Myq takes a deep dish dive into his history, sharing everything that he can about his life in the time he has allotted himself, which is about one minute for each year he's been alive. There's a lot here, and there's a lot more missing! Enjoy!โดย Myq Kaplan
In today's pod-snack, Myq shares about the remainder of his and Rini's drive down to Florida, with shows in WV and Charlotte along the way. Topics include magic, comedy, friendship, and more. You know how sometimes when a movie is scary, they'll say "NOT for the faint of heart." Well, this IS for the faint of heart. Or for any level of heart faintn…
In today's pod-snack, Myq shares stories of the first two days of this week's "Can I Buy a Vowel" tour (performing in WV, NC, & FL, nary a vowel to be found!). Driving cars, reading books, phoning friends, Zooming meetings, the sky is limitless! Please enjoy as desired and possible!โดย Myq Kaplan
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127: Fifty First Jokes, a George Saunders Quote, and the Can I Buy a Vowel Tour
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In today's pod-snack, Myq shares something from yesterday, today, and tomorrow! Yesterday was a show called Fifty First Jokes. Today was an exchange with a nice lady that involved a George Saunders quote on humor, and tomorrow begins a standup tour full of performances in states whose abbreviations are all consonants! Enjoy!…
In today's pod-snack, Myq shares about a BANANAS show that he did, and the strawberry moment of that show. Please enjoy!
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125: The Only Grass That There Is
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On today's pod-snack, Myq returns to solo Faucet-ing after a few delightful duo Faucet experiences with Liz Glazer. He talks about where he's been, where he's going, and also probably some of where he is. Right here. Please enjoy, as desired and possible!
On today's pod-meal, Myq invites Liz Glazer back to be a co-Faucet, because he loves her and loves talking with her. Hope you enjoy!โดย Myq Kaplan
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123: The Letter and the Spirit of Friendship with Liz Glazer
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In today's pod-meal, the first of 2022 (happy now year!), Myq has a conversation with dear friend and fellow faucet Liz Glazer, on the anniversary of the birth of their friendship. Please enjoy this delight of a chat, as you wish. Love!โดย Myq Kaplan
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122: MY Q&A at Steel City AF
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On today's extra-large pod-meal, Myq answers questions from other comedians at Steel City AF. Enjoy!โดย Myq Kaplan
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121: Bones, Stones, Scones, & Phones
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In today's pod-snack so large it might be a pod-meal, Myq shares about all that's been going on since the last Faucet episode dropped in late October. There were trips to Raleigh and Maryland. There were enjoyable movies enjoyed like "Home Sweet Home Alone" and "Shang-Chi." There were word-funs and concept-funs galore. Galore-y hallelujah! Some lik…
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120: Wonderstanding / A Bat Is A Fallen Bird
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In today's pod-snack, Myq discusses things that are (hopefully) kind, true, and necessary. He shares about the birds and the bats and the mice and the cats, how many podcasts he recorded during his time at home while Rini was away this past week, and communing with the dead (and the living! and the Schrodinger's in-between folks!). Hope you enjoy!…
In today's pod-snack, Myq is on the phone with Rini and her mom and some cats but you can only hear Myq's side of the conversation and fortunately (!) he does nearly all the talking. The cats do the least. A delivery guy on the other end does a little but only Myq hears it. Myq discusses the family, the cats (particularly the angel cat Bart), the r…
In today's pod snack/meal (bigger than some snacks, smaller than some meals), Myq podcasts for the first time as a 43-year-old! He and Rini are on a mini-tour to Chicago (past), Milwaukee (present), and St. Louis (future) and he shares all about the events of his birthday yesterday (October 7) and all the surrounding days (today, the day before, yo…
In today's pod-snack, Myq reads a delightful email that he received and also recommends Demetri Martin and comedy/beat-boxing combinations. Glad you're here! Please enjoy as desired and possible!โดย Myq Kaplan
In today's pod-snack, Myq shares about a journey to the Strand. It's a story about books! And more. Books And More. BAM! Thanks for listening or at least reading about listening! You. Are. Nice!โดย Myq Kaplan
In today's pod-snack, Myq talks about the past week's events, including a fun trip to Salem, MA where he performed with Liz Glazer at the E.Love.Ate Festival, as well as Rini's improved health! Hooray for all! Thanks for listening, or at least thanks for READING about listening!โดย Myq Kaplan
In today's pod-snack, Myq wishes everyone a happy Jewish new year, or a happy Tuesday, as you wish. He discusses his recent trip to Utah, Rini's recent trip to the ER, and more. Alternate titles: Our Fork-Fathers (and Fork-Mothers and All Fork-Parents) Fork-get About It All Fork One and One Fork All Fork. American Fork. Please Fork-give me.…
This pod-snack might be the shortest pod-snack yet! Or maybe second-shortest. Or who knows. It's not a pod-shortness competition! It's just a fun quick one to let folks know that August has been busy, and offer gratitude to you for being here and forward-looking to a Faucet-y September to follow a slightly less Faucet-y August. You are nice! Love t…
In today's pod-snack, Myq shares about what he's been up to this past week. Voice acting! Being tired! Doing comedy! Seeing "Your Love, Our Musical"! Enjoying friendship! More!โดย Myq Kaplan
In today's pod-snack, Myq reports live-ish (and getting less live-ish with every passing moment) from Pittsburgh. It's a burgh but it's not the pitts! (It's enjoyable!) Please enjoy this enjoyable enjoyment. Alternate titles: Friend, Romans, Non-Romans What About Banana? I Like Onion Maiden Is Laughing the Opposite of Crying?…
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110: Toe Ring Touring (The Coffee Table Tour Saga Concludes! Part 5 I Think!)
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In today's pod-snack, Myq shares about the final days of the tour. The last exciting shows in Minnesota. The one wonderful show in Chicago. The stop in NJ. The clothing we bought. The successful conclusion of the coffee table's journey. Thanks for being a part of all this. And now, the journey continues!…
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109: Air Book and Book (Coffee Table Tour Episode 4!)
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On today's pod-snack, Myq catches everyone up with the final days of the Missouri tour portion and the initial days of the Minnesota travel leg! Welcome! Books and friends and more galore! Some places don't give you that much galore, but here, we've got a ton of galore. Enjoy!โดย Myq Kaplan
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108: Puzzle Puzzlings (Coffee Table Tour Installmentation 3!)
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In today's pod-snack, Myq catches everyone up on the last few days of the Coffee Table Tour in Missouri! It involves a lot of puzzle talk! Do you like puzzles? This might be the episode for you! Or even if you don't. AFTER today's pod-snack, Myq realizes that sometimes he says "IN today's pod-snack" and sometimes he says "ON today's pod-snack." Do …
On today's pod-snack, Myq shares about his and Rini's second day on tour: Cincinnati, home of wonderful comedian friend Geoff Tate. Check out Geoff's comedy, everyone! Go to comedy shows at Chameleon (this one was super fun)! Also enjoy the comedy of Liz Glazer, who is also recommended on this episode, as many others. We had, and continue to have, …
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106: The Coffee Table Tour Begins (Day 1!)
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In today's pod-snack, Myq shares about Day 1 of his current three-week tour with Rini from NYC to MO and MN and back! First stop: Morgantown, WV. Verdict? Success! Real fun show, real nice people, real nice vegan food, real other things too probably but that's enough for now. Listen and enjoy! Or enjoy without listening if that's possible! You're t…
In today's pod-snack, Myq talks about Buddhist art, the book Visual Intelligence, a joke by friend Shane Mauss, and wisdom from a grandfather. Hope you enjoy!โดย Myq Kaplan
On today's pod-snack, Myq talks about why there wasn't a pod-meal this weekend, because he was out of town for the first time since pre-pandemic. He recommends the used bookstore "Company of Books" in Virginia where he was. He also recommends the Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse where he performed. Thanks to all who are making comedy shows happen ag…
On today's pod-meal, Myq discusses Gödel's Incompleteness Theorem (not completely!), wise words from old friend the Dalai Lama, and probably more who knows! (Answer: you if you listen!) Alternate titles: Thing Us a Song You're the Podcast Man I've Got a Singing Feelingโดย Myq Kaplan
On today's pod-meal, Myq discusses a fun non-pod-meal that he had with his friend Jasmin Singer, a fun email exchange he had with his friend Gus, and a number of other letters combined into words combined into sentences and probably some non-sentences, and even some non-words I bet! All fun though. Please enjoy as much of the All-Fun as you want to…
On this pod-snack, Myq offers a brief, unnecessary Faucet 101, in honor of this being Faucet's 101th episode. Enjoy as Myq shades some light on the subject of this podcast.โดย Myq Kaplan
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100: Our 100th Episode SpectaculOUR!
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On today's pod-snack, Myq and Rini celebrate 100 episodes of this podcast by discussing a wedding they went to and how it's nice to spend a road trip. You know, a podcast! Thanks for listening. (To this, and in general.) Glad you're here and doing what you're doing! You are nice.โดย Myq Kaplan
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99: Technical Difficult Ease
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On today's pod-meal, Myq shows off his new haircut as much as he can via audio. He recommends: A) Mindy Tucker who photographed the hair-cutting process, B) the Housing Works Bookstore where he walked with his friend Liz Glazer today, C) friendship. He has fun. You can have it, too! PS during the live stream, there were some tech challenges, but he…
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98: You Say Potato, I Say Bananas
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On today's pod-meal, Myq discusses food, love, his friend Micah, his mom Mom, the book by Kate Murphy "You're Not Listening" which he highly recommends, and more. Love!โดย Myq Kaplan
On today's pod-meal, Myq recommends a book he's reading called "You're Not Listening" by Kate Murphy. It's good! He probably says other things as well, but he doesn't remember because wasn't listening. Love to all!โดย Myq Kaplan
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96: Potatoes Are Money / Happy Birthday Rini!
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In today's pod-meal, Myq wishes a happy birthday to his beloved girlfriend Rini and also to his latest album "A.K.A." which turns one year old today! Myq recommends the work of his friends Erin Judge, Chris Duffy, Liz Glazer, Zach Sherwin, and more! He also talks about comedy favorites and influences, and the concepts of giving and taking, give or …
In today's pod-meal, Myq shares about his recently deceased step-sister, and also some about genies, ice cream, and elephants. Love to all.โดย Myq Kaplan
On today's pod-meal, Myq discusses Yogi Bear and other hungry cartoon animals, nature and nurture, the Zoom boom, seeing friends in the park, the similarities between humans and apes and bananas, how frozen and/or unfrozen peaches taste good, and how beer tastes bad (JUST ONE MAN'S OPINION). Alternate Titles: Zoom Boom The Sort in the Stone Sequitu…
On today's pod-meal, Myq discusses several items he forgot to last time, as well as the topic of forgetfulness itself, which he may have talked about in the past but he forgets. He also answers some questions from a new fan who is a high school student that came in via email. Do people read these summaries? Feel free to let me know if you do! Writi…
On today's pod-meal, Myq discusses cookies, jokes, shapes, fame, rooms, saunas, keeping kosher, learning an instrument, teaching, cheating, the wonderful comedy of John Fugelsang, God, everything, and more.โดย Myq Kaplan
In today's pod-meal, Myq talks about history, vaccinations, cats, dogs, falcons, Golden Girls, his friend Cory Allen's podcast the Astral Hustle, and more! Thanks for reading/listening/all things!โดย Myq Kaplan
On today's pod-meal, Myq discusses vaccinations (he just became eligible! are you? do you know? can you help other folks find out if they are eligible?), the wonderful writing of Ursula K Le Guin (discussing her writing about oral traditions out loud), the Incredible Hulk (what can we do to make this Hulk more credible?), information (mis-, dis-, a…
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89: The Present-Minded Professor
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In today's pod-meal, Myq shares about his experience at a former professor's memorial that he attended earlier in the day. It was beautiful and moving. Thank you, Professor Andreas Teuber. Alternate Titles: Whatever Notes Your Quote Life Is Not Collecting Take Your Time What Potatoes Are Good To Grab At Now…
On today's pod-meal, Myq discusses the start of spring, the anniversary of his grandmother's death, getting enough sleep, (limited and specific) gratitude to giant social media corporations, and the heat death of the universe. Alternate titles: A PodPast The Heat LIFE of the Universe The Joke-Idea Tree…
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87: Day Owl / Words With Anyone / Fun Units
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On today's pod-meal, Myq discusses the events of his past week (AND MORE), including (BUT NOT LIMITED TO) a conversation with a friend about death, game shows, a child's perfect joke, comments out of context, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE! Alternate Titles: Odd Doubles Myq & Sam Sleepless Knights My Grandfather Was a Spy…
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86: Real IDs / Out-of-Context Comments / At Least One Hijink
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In today's pod-meal, Myq live-streams while recording and introduces a new segment called "out-of-context comments"! Thanks to all who listened live, and also thanks all who listen UN-live. UN-live listeners keep this podcast Alive! Also covered: names, nicknames, some of Myq's high school and junior high teachers and fellow students and various hi…