Josh Johnson พอดคาสต์

This week, Josh asks the question, "what is the most absurd lie you ever believed?" He has a couple answers from childhood that, even for a child, are pretty farfetched. He also talks about bad bouncers, Logan discusses punching old televisions, and then they both talk about the quick bonds you make with strangers in absurd situations. Also, why ha…

“Open your ears and listen to me. Get that oatmeal in, okay? Get your calcium. Okay? Get your iron in.” - Josh Johnson “Grits can be breakfast, lunch, dinner, brunch. Grits can be any meal. You can have your breakfast grits. We've all had fish and grits.” - Dulcé Sloan It’s oatmeal vs. grits this week on Hold Up with Daily Show correspondent Dulcé …

“I think for me, the boneless wing, I've never had it where it was underdone. I like that they're just little chicken nuggets. I think they're cute.” - Dulcé Sloan “Real men keep that bone in. ” - Josh Johnson It’s boneless vs. bone-in chicken wings this week on Hold Up with Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson. See omnystud…

The morning zoo crew is helping you start another day with news, traffic, and a chance to win concert tickets! Joshy and Logan are excited to tell you about the batch of new sponsors they've partnered with and they're taking calls about wacky first date food orders. Josh also has a story about a strange couple he witnessed at a hotel gym and Logan …

There's mystery afoot this week on the Josh Johnson Show. Josh recently had a nasty spell of food poisoning, and there's several suspects that could be the culprit. Luckily, Detective Logan is on the case to figure out which food item is behind Josh's upset tum-tum. Josh also reveals a fever dream he had while he was sick and creates a restaurant w…

“When there’s lightning, I can swim in my pool. When it's a rainy day, I can swim in my pool. When it's just nasty outside, I can swim in my pool. My pool indoors is consistent.”- Josh Johnson “For me, the outdoor pool has represented a lifestyle. Because a pool day is a sunny day. We are drinking a nice beverage, we’re out here just judging others…

This week, Josh and Logan are talking about some of the strangest open mic sets they've ever seen. These sets include stripping, crying, and comics confessing to actual crimes. They also talk about small town gangs, a carjacking actor, and Joshy's grace while playing VR. Josh is back on the road with the Freshman Tour with shows in Kansas City (3/1…

“Because Gatorade has been tried and true and tested on real professional college athletes, you know that it has all of the things.” - Dulcé Sloan “Let me just let you know that Powerade got me where I am today, okay. It helped me from falling out on that field. ” - Josh Johnson It’s Gatorade vs. Powerade, the ultimate sports drink duel, this week …

Even though March just started, Josh and Logan are talking about Valentine's Day and the pressures that come with dating during February. Josh has several stories about friends that either put way too much pressure on V-Day or not near enough. Either way, people get hurt. They also discuss strange moments during church and in the mailbag, Logan has…

“As someone who is a nacho connoisseur, the thing I love about nachos is the variety. The topping combinations are endless. ” - Dulcé Sloan “Just because chili and cheese are in the name, it doesn't mean that's where you have to stop. Because don't forget what chili cheese fries lack in toppings, it makes up for in the seasoning. ” - Josh Johnson I…

"Carpet is nice. It's soft. And if you get the chance, you can shuffle your feet on it and shock your brother or your mom, or every once in a while you get static electricity and shock your cat. ” - Dulcé Sloan “Cheap motels, they've done carpet dirty, and they've become a representative, an unwanted representative of the dirty carpet brand. ” - Jo…

Josh just got back from Australia and released a new comedy special (now streaming on Peacock!) so there's a lot to talk about. Josh has a lot to say about Australian produce, sun burns, and another cartoonish fall he witnessed. Josh and Logan also discuss drunk missions, what it would really be like to see a piano fall on someone, and the truth ab…

“So this is the thing about the chicken sandwich. You can have it fried, you can have it grilled, you can have a chicken salad sandwich on a croissant. That's always nice.” - Dulcé Sloan “It is possible with burgers to get something rare, medium, medium-well, well-done. Temperature alone adds four times to whatever type of burger you want to have.”…

Last week, Josh told Logan about the sport of 'Car Jitsu' which is jiu jitsu...in a car. This week, Logan has watched some and is VERY into it. But he also has some ideas for improving the sport. Josh also talks about a friend that accidentally caught a person and tells some stories about people that decided to shoot their shot for love at a time w…

Josh has noticed there are more plastic bags out in these streets. That observation somehow leads to discussing the world of competitive fighting inside of cars. Then, Logan tries to get Josh to tell the story about the time he got kicked out of an improv group, but instead that leads to a story about the time a Chicago comedian tricked a famous co…

“There are so many types of love. So why do we only want to talk about the type of love where you have to put your mouth on somebody? There's other loves where you don't put your mouth on anybody.”- Dulcé Sloan “It's the one time a year, outside of an anniversary, where you can really flex on the person that you love. It's an opportunity to just be…

Instead of calling this episode "loopy", we're going to refer to it as "extra-freeform." Josh just got back from traveling, Logan hasn't slept in a couple days, and they just put on a virtual live show, so they got a lot to ramble about. Topics include Amtrak restrooms, Logan's dog being high on anesthesia, White Castle, fight club in the woods, Jo…

“My opinion is that happy hour makes life easier and better through discounts, while brunch makes it harder and more bougie for no reason with orange juice and vodka.” - Josh Johnson “The thing about brunch though is one, your mimosas are bottomless. Also, we have changed the lifestyle when it comes to brunch. Now, it's not just orange juice. We do…

Josh and Logan are back to kickoff a new year of the Josh Johnson Show! And Josh really wants to talk about hardcore drugs for some reason. He's got stories about being accosted on the street by people under the influence and a date that takes a...smokey turn. And in a twist, Josh attempts some puns! The first virtual live show of 2023 is coming up…

“If I'm on the internet, I'm not going to see these little impulse buys. I'm not going to see this pack of gum at the register. There's no pack of gum at the register in an online store.” - Dulcé Sloan “An online store will tell you up top - the thing you want, we ain't got any. The one you like, it's not here. We'll send you an email when it gets …

The time has come to reveal which episodes you the listeners have selected as the best of 2022! Josh and Logan count down the top 5 filled with wacky situations, classic characters, and just a little bit of erotica. Which episode will be number 1? You'll have to listen to find out. You'll also have to listen to hear Logan torture Josh with some mor…

“With a loud neighbor, their lifestyle is invading my home. I've lived in places where it felt like the roof was gonna cave in because I heard every footstep. “ - Dulcé Sloan “I will say, a nosy neighbor might just save your life, you know? A loud neighbor has never solved a murder. They've never helped in an investigation.” - Josh Johnson We’re re…

Back in episode #110 we read an email from a listener named Anna who went on a date with a man who loves feet. Like...REALLY loves feet. Over the course of several episodes we read followup emails updating the situation. It's a twisty-turny saga filled with fetishes, fights, betrayal, and public scenes. It's like a soap opera filled with kinky peop…

“You can actually have an experience with a person in a day date, that I think in dinner dates you’re limited.” - Josh Johnson “What I’m saying is, you better take a bitch to dinner first. You better spend them coins.” - Dulcé Sloan It’s day dates vs. dinner dates this week on Hold Up with Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnso…

The listeners have voted and the top 10 episodes of 2022 have been selected! Josh and Logan are here to guide you through your numbers 10 through 6 and to play some of the funniest/most baffling moments from those episodes! And Logan has a pun-derful surprise for Josh at the end of the episode. Thanks for voting for your favorites and Happy New Yea…

“There's way more work that goes into the onion ring, but anything that's classy and of value is going to require more work.” - Dulcé Sloan “You're telling me that you would rather, in your life, hot battered grease over onions than a delicious, freshly cut crinkled or curly potato. Because you're giving up all types of fries.” - Josh Johnson It’s …

“What I'm saying is this, lasagna is also versatile, because you can make it vegetarian, you can make it vegan, you can put all the meats in it, you can put any types of meat in it.” - Dulcé Sloan “I'm spaghetti all day. All right. I'm spaghetti all the way around until they turn to SpaghettiOs. All right.” - Josh Johnson We’re bringing back the ul…

Here's a bonus holiday episode as a gift from Josh and Logan! In the spirit of gift giving, Josh is telling stories about the worst gifts he's ever heard of! And we're not just talking bad ties, we're talking about people trying to give concepts, wild animals, and drugs. Can he ruin Logan's Christmas with these hilariously depressing stories? Josh …

Josh and Logan are wrapping up the year by digging into listener emails and, as always, y'all throw some curveballs. They find out about a subreddit made in their honor, remember local commercial jingles from their childhoods, and read some reviews about opposite coasts of the U.S. They also enjoy one woman's buckwild journey on a dating app involv…

“Because I'm a beach person, right? Because my family's from Miami, I was born there, we used to live there. And so, for me vacation means beach. Period.” - Dulcé Sloan “Whereas a staycation, now it's all up to you. Do you want Netflix? Do you want to just relax? Do you want sleep? That's all happening. It's happening at home.” - Josh Johnson We’re…

This episode goes all over the place. Josh and Logan cover severe weather, secret families, runaway brides, Josh making a kid cry at the doctor's office, and young Logan's super messed up teeth. And somehow it all kind of ties together. Just another day at the JJS. Help Josh and Logan pick the Best of 2022! Click this link to submit your favorite e…

“As someone who believes in whimsy, as someone who loves wonder, as someone who believes that a childhood has some magic in it, I think that Santa is a good starter lesson.” - Josh Johnson “Lesson in what? Adults will lie to you?” - Dulcé Sloan In this Holiday themed episode of Hold Up, Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson d…

The main question of this episode is: Is Logan's memory ok? He's having trouble remembering the name of a public figure and Josh is deciding to be a bad friend and not help him out at all! They also talk about Josh's wardrobe issues, a spectacular internet comment, and... seriously, what was her name?! Help Josh and Logan pick the Best of 2022! Cli…

“Hotels edge out because sometimes hotels got a pool, hotels got a gym, hotels have a bar. A hotel can have a business center which is just a room with a printer.” - Dulcé Sloan “There are some places that you want to go where the hotel is going to be quite a drive from where you actually want to hang out, whereas an Airbnb has the ability to be mu…