A German wonders when Americans receive their paychecks. We wonder why capitalism is still a thing.โดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

Remember back when the goddamn MAIL was uncontroversial?!?!โดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

Let's get dumb about medicine!โดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

Join us for another edition of "Pets or Food!"โดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

What's the deal with phone numbers?โดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

What are you going to do? You're going to look at a balloon.โดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

And, is he a spy?โดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

Forget making bread, this engineering student used his quarantine downtime to design and build a rocket. And we invented the cook-in-the-air soup missile!โดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

We've all sat through that class where you give directions. But what if you just want to criticize someone's directions?โดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

Rocks in your mouth will solve just about anything.โดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

Most advice questions are just the asker looking for confirmation of what they already think, aren't they? Don't answer. I already know.โดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

OoOoOo, you've got an Apple Watch, fancy pants. Why don't you just ask Siri to speak Chinese for you?โดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

What do you do when you have to talk to people?โดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

International cooperation is needed to get people to STOP FEEDING THOSE BOARS! They're spreading the Covids!โดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

Hamsters, hampers, hampters, Hamptons ... we'll give you confidently inexpert advice on all of it!โดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

We couldn't think of two people less qualified to answer the question: "How do you be a good Chinese daughter-in-law." Enjoy!โดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

Space can't have a hole, because it's already full of nothing. #science!โดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

Because there are definitely stupid answers. We try to reckon with the very existence of ping pong in this one.โดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

Why aren't more people boating safely?! Take care of yourself out there.โดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

We have no crap advice from China to give about allergies. Only facetious commiseration.โดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

If you're looking for cheap American food that costs the same as it did at home while you're in the middle of China, you're in the wrong country.And remember, "The fairest price is the price you grow yourself."โดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

How can you scoot around China? Try an intercity e-bike tour ... let us know how it turns out. It's crap advice from China!Join us on YouTube: www.youtube.com/c/hellouncleforeignerโดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

Of course there are. Get under the desk.โดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

Getting rid of an art collection in a hurry definitely doesn't sound suspicious. This and more on "The Crap Advice from China Show!"โดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

You're lining up wrong -- for one thing, you forgot your sword. Also, hot weather hockey, and more!Due to technical difficulties, this batch of episodes may never see the glorious light of YouTube, but they're too hilarious to languish on our hard drive. So instead, we'll let them languish on the iTunes store.Find us on YouTube at Hello Uncle Forei…

The most fun China podcast teaches YOU how to vlog.โดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

The most fun China podcast gets a socialist haircut, or something.Get the visual experience over at our YouTube: www.youtube.com/c/hellouncleforeignerโดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

The most fun China podcast wants all of your hot gossip! Like, what's that dude Picasso been up to?Get the visual experience over at our YouTube: www.youtube.com/c/hellouncleforeignerโดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

The most fun China podcast is restraining itself from buying ALL OF THE ACTION FIGURES.Get the visual experience over at our YouTube: www.youtube.com/c/hellouncleforeignerโดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

The most fun China podcast really gets into it about writing. The secret is pleasing the sea god, Poseidon.โดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

The most fun China podcast is registering to vote absentee! It's fun, I promise.Get the visual experience over at our YouTube: www.youtube.com/c/hellouncleforeignerโดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

This episode, we take a break from the goofs to consider media, truth, imagery, and what stories we want to believe, as well as how non-confrontation of white supremacy allows racist institutions to thrive. Is it the "Most Fun"? No, but it is necessary.Help protestors: Donate to a bail fund: http://nationalbailout.orgLearn more about being an ally:…

The most fun China podcast survives it all: school, colds, jazz. When you are boring, we will still be fun.Get the visual experience over at our YouTube: www.youtube.com/c/hellouncleforeignerโดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

The most fun China podcast takes you to karaoke and then leaves you there.Get the visual experience over at our YouTube: www.youtube.com/c/hellouncleforeignerโดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

OK, we've surpassed 600 subscribers and now things are getting serious. The Most Fun China Podcast needs you to know: We also need to buy more underwear and pantyhose. Not brought to you by MeUndies ... but we could be.Get the visual experience over at our YouTube: www.youtube.com/c/hellouncleforeigner…

The most fun China podcast takes on political chumps and shills, with their signature DGAF nerdery. Also, you can't always get what you want, but we got more than 400 subscribers on YouTube, so there.Get the visual experience over at our YouTube: www.youtube.com/c/hellouncleforeignerโดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

Peter and Emily have more to say on what's not to love about China. Specifically, you're going to need a larger shirt size, and that's OK! It's the most fun China podcast.Get the visual experience over at our YouTube: www.youtube.com/c/hellouncleforeignerโดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

The most fun China podcast takes on China love ... in all things we are triumphant! Also, we question your unearned confidence.Get the visual experience over at our YouTube: www.youtube.com/c/hellouncleforeignerโดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

Two yolks in one egg means somewhere out there there must be chicken twins. Keep listening to the Only Fun China Podcasters as they discuss who is offering your kid beer and whether that's ever not creepy. And, remember, they don't take American Express.Get the visual experience over at our YouTube: www.youtube.com/c/hellouncleforeigner…

Emily and Peter are getting ready for the upcoming Labor Day holiday by continuing to stay home. Keep listening to the Only Fun China Podcasters as they discuss what to say if you can't say "I love you," the annoyance of enthusiastic help and how awful ad executives are.Get the visual experience over at our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/hellou…

After a long hiatus from podcasting, Emily and Peter are back with a perfected format. Listen to the Only Fun China Vloggers as they get into it about stupid children's shoes, cosmetic improvements, and skittish animal handlers. And, of course, Cheese Talk.โดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

Our Chinese student from 8 years ago, Jessi, comes home from her first semester in America. We examine why we even make friends at all.โดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

DISCUSSION:Q: Do Chinese or foreigners make better plans?A: Neither. We're all dumb.Q: Is online shopping useful to foreigners in China?A: Yes. Duh.----------------Music composed by Western Toilet.Listen on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-648725939Buy Western Toilet brand music on Bandcamp: https://hellouncleforeigner.bandcamp.com/releases-…

Video in discussion: Put down those binoculars, creepo, and put on your mind glasses: Emily, your English teacher, talks about her experience visiting Chinese house after Chinese house for parent-teacher conferences this week. It was like a master class in Chinese hospitality.Also, when you're sick, visit a Chinese pharmacy. They'll do a good job g…

More stories about living in a small Sichuan city and making big media.IN THIS EPISODE:Gym shamCountryside restaurant - Old and new proprietorsDid acupuncture work?Small changes in a big worldVideo as artOur failure of “thumbnails” as artFilm review - “the Farewell”…and more!โดย Hello Uncle Foreigner

【2019/10/20】China lifestyle talk show about living in China.THIS WEEK'S SPECIALS:Chinese acupuncture treatment.Old jobs go belly up.Living green in China.How much we rock.Gym finagle.Robot supermarket.Personal safety.Our name change....and more.----------------Music composed by Western Toilet. Listen on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-64872…

😬 All the humans want to know, what is it like living in China? Listen to the answers of a normal, loving couple in China. Because we have all the discussions. Emily makes pesto, live on screen! (For real!) There's also news of being a teacher, National Day, the environment, other things. And it's all normal. And in China. It's also a podcast.Emily…

😬 China! 8 Years later and it's easier now in China than it was ever was before. In China. We celebrate our anniversary with a podcast looking back. It's our Chinaversary! ahem.The laowai podcast with style, wit and talent.Sure. Other people have tried to make a professional China podcast.At best, you might have gleaned some fragments of propaganda…

😬 Married couple Emily and Peter talk about living in China for eight years, daily life in a small Sichuan city, philosophy, basil plants and writing a TV series. It's China Spoilers!Music composed by Western Toilet. Listen on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-648725939Buy Western Toilet brand music on Bandcamp: https://hellouncleforeigner.ba…

😬 What the title says! The greatest vidcast about China. It's a Podcast not about "how-to China". It's not about boring politics that highlight your impediment armchair lament. It's about being alive ya deadbeats.Music composed by Western Toilet. Listen on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-648725939Buy Western Toilet brand music on Bandcamp: …