WE'RE BACK!!! Yes, we've been gone a while. Life happened. But we come back to you with quite an episode. For this one, we are watching "The Fantastic Four" from 1994. That's right, this is the one that was never meant to be released. How bad is it? Listen along and find out.***********Drink of the Evening: Smirnoff Ice Peach Lemonade****Strain of …

Okay, so we've been gone a while, life happened and now we're back. But we have a fun one for you! We watched 1991's "Cool As Ice" starring the one and only Vanilla Ice. How bad can a movie with Vanilla Ice as the lead bad boy be? Join us and find out!****Where to watch: Freevee (for free) or rent from Amazon Prime, YouTube, Vudu, Google Play Movie…

For this episode, we are watching a movie that was pulled from theaters for performing so poorly: "Jem and the Holograms" (2015). Is this movie as bad as they say it is? Find out with us! ***** Where to Watch: For rent via Youtube, Apple TV, Google Play, Redbox, and Vudu. ***** Drink of the Evening: Kirkland Strawberry Margarita ***** Strain of the…

I'm not going to lie guys, for this episode, I picked this show last minute (as it turns out the other show I picked apparently isn't bad???). So for this mini-sode, we are checking out "Hype House" from 2022. We were too old to ever have heard of The Hype House (a collective of young content creators) and after watching the show, we still don't un…

In this mini-sode, we are checking out the 2015 sitcom, "Real Rob." Why did someone give Rob Schneider his own TV that kind of rips off "Seinfeld" a bit? Well, after watching this, we still don't know. Check out Season 1 Episode 5 with us, won't you? **** Where to Watch: Netflix **** Drink of the Evening: Mimosa All you need is orange juice and cha…

In this episode, we check out an oldie, "The House on Sorority Row" from 1982. Important note: Do not read the description on Rotten Tomatoes, it gives the movie away. This horror flick strays away from many cliches of scary movies at first but then leads into them pretty hard at the end. DId this movie rip off "Friday The 13th" a bit? Yeah, probab…

For this episode, we are watching the 2022 Netflix comedy "Me Time." This movie had all the ingredients to be good, but somehow the recipe got a bit off. Won't you check out this Kevin Hart and Mark Wahlberg adventure with us? ************ Where to Watch: Netflix *********** Drink of the Evening: Great South Bay Tipsy Punch (purchased at Grocery Ou…

For this mini-sode we are watching a commercial turned TV show from 2007, "Cavemen." We watched Season 1, Episode 4 'The Mascot' (we say it's episode 5 in the beginning, but it turned out not to be). Does anyone remember this show? Is it worth remembering? Find out with us!*******Drink of the Evening: Shark Bite (courtesy of myincrediblerecipes.com…

For this mini-sode we are watching an old show from 1995 that we all forgot about, "Unhappily Ever After". In this show, the father has Schizophrenia. Do you think the 90s handled mental health issues well? Let's find out. We watched Season 3, Episode 17 'B-Minus Blues'. ******* Drink of the Evening: Shark Bite (courtesy of myincrediblerecipes.com/…

In this episode, we are watching a movie that has no problem being racist, sexist, disablist, and any other "ists" you can think of: 'Soul Man' from 1986. Is this blackface movie really that bad? Find out with us! *********** Where to watch: For rent on Vudu, AppleTV, Amazon, YouTube, Google ********** Drink of the Evening: (Picked at Random since …

On this mini-sode, we are watching "Hoops" from 2020. We watched Season 1, Episode 6. This animated series only lasted for 10 episodes on Netflix. Was it justifiably canceled or did we miss out on pure gold? Find out with us! ******** Drink of the Evening: Classic Gin Fizz (Courtesy of inspiredtaste.net) Ingredients: 2 ounces (4 tablespoons) gin 1/…

For this fun mini-sode, we are watching (Japanese) Spider-Man from 1979. We watched Season 1, Episode 11. Come find out if this show is so bad it's good, or just bad. ******** Drink of the Evening: Classic Gin Fizz (Courtesy of inspiredtaste.net) Ingredients: 2 ounces (4 tablespoons) gin 1/2 ounce (1 tablespoon) fresh lemon juice 1 teaspoon powdere…

In this episode, we are watching "Return to Horror High" from 1987. Don't let the fact that George Clooney is listed first fool you, he's hardly in it. Even though this film title has "Return" in it, it is not connected to the 1973 film "Horror High." This movie was, well, interesting to say the least. You may also end up with PTSD from a squeaky c…

For this mini-sode we are checking out the current show, "Velma". We watched Season 1, Episode 2. Honestly, we'd rather just watch "Drawn Together." 'Nuff said. ****** Where to watch: Amazon Prime Video Premium, HBO Max, and YouTube TV Premium. ****** Drink of the evening: Flamingo (courtesy of Tipsy Bartender) Ingredients: 1 1/2 oz. (45ml) White R…

For this mini-sode we are checking out 'Manimal' from 1983. We watched Season 1, Episode 3. Part Magnum P.I., part James Bond, not nearly enough manimal-ing. This show only lasted 8 episodes, and well, we can see why. Won't you check it out with us? ****** Drink of the evening: Flamingo (courtesy of Tipsy Bartender) Ingredients: 1 1/2 oz. (45ml) Wh…

Stepping back to horror movies, in this episode we are watching "Titanic 666" from 2022. In this movie, they have build the Titanic 3 (unsure if this movie has anything to do with "Titanic 2" from 2010), there's a man who is unsure of what his accent should be, some confusing ghost zombies, and a lot of other things that don't make sense. Want to c…

In this mini-sode we are checking out a show you probably watched late at night when nothing else was on TV: "Cheaters." There's nothing like ambushing your cheating significant other in a public place, right? Want to walk down memory lane with us? ******** Drink of the Evening: Moseley Family Cellars Cabernet Sauvignon Rose This is a local winery …

Well, this mini-sode is a doozy. This show, "Cop Rock" from 1990, is...something. It didn't even last a whole season before being canceled. After watching this episode, we can understand why. Won't you check it out with us? ******** Drink of the Evening: Moseley Family Cellars Cabernet Sauvignon Rose This is a local winery where Risa lives, you can…

We are officially kicking off the New Year with something different from all those terrible Christmas Romance movies we watched in December. In this episode, we are watching, "The Barbarians" from 1987. This movie was directed by the Italian man who directed "Cannibal Holocaust". But don't worry, while this movie is just as bad, it's bad in a much …

Rounding out our Christmas "Hallmark" marathon (though be it a little late), we finish off with Prince movies. We watched: 'Christmas At The Palace' (2018), 'A Royal Queens Christmas' (2021), and "A Prince for Christmas' (2015). Did you know that being royalty means you have to have an English accent? We didn't either. Won't you join us for what is…

Continuing our "Hallmark" Christmas Movie Mash-Up, we have the theme of Single Moms. We watched, in this order (28mins of each): Noel Next Door (2022), Never Trust A Man In A Christmas Sweater (2020), and The Christmas Secret (2014). How will these movies line up? Do they all flow together? Are they basically the same movie? Find out with us! *****…

We are kicking off the Christmas season with a sub-genre of Christmas movies as original as suburban housing developments: "Hallmark" Christmas Movies!!! But we aren't just watching a single movie, no, we are watching 3! The beginning of 1 movie, the middle of another, and the end of a third, then seeing how well they mesh together since they are a…

In this mini-sode we are watching "Buying Naked" a TV show from 2013 where nudists buy houses. We checked out Season 1, Episode 7. This show was so good it only had one season and 8 episodes ;) You can watch it with us on Discovery+. Join us! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dont-watch-sober/support…

In this episode, we learn why you don't pick a bad movie by its cover. We watched "Baby Bulldog" from 2019 starring Tara Reid and Dean Cain. Spoiler alert, the dog isn't a bulldog. Won't you watch this disaster with us? **** Available to Watch on: The Roku Channel, Vudu, and Tubi for free. Also available with premium subscriptions to YouTube, Sling…

In our Halloween episode, we are watching "Jack-O (Lantern)" from 1995. No real celebrities appear in this film and it was, well terrible. Definite "Troll 2" feel to it. Check it out with us! Happy Halloween! **** Available to watch on Amazon Prime for $1.99, but it's definitely not worth it. **** Drink of the Evening: Humboldt Cider Company Cherry…

In this spooky season mini-sode, we are checking out a childhood classic, Goosebumps (Season 3, Episode 18)! Available on Netflix. Check it out! **** Drink of the Evening: Humboldt Cider Company Honey Cider Strain of the Evening: Sour Cherry --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dont-watch-sober/support…

We're kicking off the spooky season with a horror-themed mini-sode. In this mini-sode, we are watching an episode of Two Sentence Horror Stories available on Netflix (Season 3, Episode 6). Check it out! **** Drink of the Evening: Humboldt Cider Company Honey Cider Strain of the Evening: Sour Cherry --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spoti…

In this nostalgic throwback episode, we watch one of Risa's childhood favs, "Howard the Duck" (1986). Yes, this is a terrible movie, but as a child, do you really know better? Somehow, this movie is rated PG, but it is an 80's PG. Check out this bad "comic book" movie with us, won't you? ****** Where to Watch: Starz Subscription, Hulu Premium subsc…

In this episode, we watch Dani's nostalgic favorite, "On the Line" (2001). Yup, that's right, it's the Lance Bass, Joey Fatone movie. It was...something. Check it out! ***** Available to watch: For free with Premium Versions of: Starz, Roku, Hulu, Sling TV, Amazon Prime, and Philo. For rent: Vudu $2.99 ***** Drink of the Evening: Daily's Frozen Str…

For this episode, we took a look at an episode of Too Hot To Handle. We watched Season 3, Episode 4 "Eat My Shorts". This show turned out to be a little more than we thought it was. Do you think it's worth watching sober? Find out with us! ****** Available to watch on: Netflix ******* Drink of the Evening: Painkiller (courtesy of A Couple Cooks) In…

We watched an episode of Batwoman for this mini-sode. Picked at random, we watched Season 3 Episode 8. Both of us knew nothing about this show, so we were very confused why Batwoman wasn't in the episode - oops wrong Batwoman. Check out this Charlie's Angels-esque feeling show with us. ********* Available to watch on: CW, HBO Max with subscriptions…

In this episode, find out what happens when we pick a movie off name only. *Spoiler* it doesn't go well. We watched "Antfarm Dickhole" from 2011. There really aren't a lot of words to describe this movie, so why not have a listen and find out why it's so bad? **** Not available on streaming services. **** Drink of the Evening: Daily's Frozen Strawb…

In this episode, we are checking out an episode of Dog The Bounty Hunter. We watched Season 1, Episode 8 Hide & Seek. Did this show get better as it went on? Do people still watch it? Is it still on? Join us and we will not have any of the answers to these questions. ******** Available To Watch On Tubi, Pluto TV, The Roku Channel, and AETV for free…

Okay, so M. Night Shyamalan didn't make this movie, but the title of this episode really sums it up. This week we watched "House At The End of the Street" from 2012. This J-Law movie is definitely not her best. And if you want to find out what not to do in a horror movie situation, this movie is full of great examples. Come on this journey with us!…

In this mini-sode we are watching a show we didn't know existed, Floribama Shore. We watched season 4, episode 2. Want to find out how bad this show was? Why not have a listen? ***** Available to purchase on iTunes, Google, YouTube, Amazon or comes with your Paramount+ subscription. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/…

On this episode, we are watching "The Ex" from 2006. This movie is filled with so many funny people, how could it be so unfunny? By far one of the cringiest movies we've watched on the show, won't you join us? **** Available to watch for free (with ads) on Tubi, YouTube, and Amazon Prime. ********** Drink of the Evening: Golden State Cider Jamaica …

For some reason, in this episode, we watched "The Hottie and The Nottie" from 2008, starring Paris Hilton, Joel David Moore, and Christine Lakin. It's pretty sexist, even for the early 2000s. Won't you "enjoy" this diaster with us?******Drink of the Evening: The Bushwacker (Courtesy of The Spruce Eats)Ingredients: 1 cup ice 1 ounce dark rum 1 ounce…

In this special episode, we joined Johnny Utah himself on Streamlounge to watch "Father of the Year" (2018). We were guests on his weekly watch party. This is the audio from the stream. If you would like to check out the movie and see our happy little faces while we comment, you can do that here: https://streamlounge.io/watch/8d43578b-9c5d-4d82-803…

Honestly, I don't even know what to say about this movie. Should we even call it a movie? It kind of had a plot, it kind of had actors. In this episode, we watched "Love on a Leash" (2011). No, it's not a weird fetish movie (at least I don't think it is). I'm not going to ruin it by trying to describe it to you. Join us for this adventure! *** You …

In this mini-sode, we are watching another episode of a poorly rated show. This time we are checking out The Ultimatum, hosted by Nick and Vanessa Lachey. Yeah, it was bad. Wanna watch? ***** The Ultimatum is available on Netflix --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dont-watch-sober/support…

Come check out the 90s film, "My Boyfriend's Back" with us and guest Andrew Stamper (AKA Johnny Utah) from the Stamper Cinema Podcast. This 1993 gem was Matthew McConaughey's first film gig and Philip Seymour Hoffman is hilarious. Are they the main stars of this movie? Not all, but they definitely stand out. Watch this fun, but poorly rated, zombie…

We're switching up our mini-sodes in this episode and watching a poorly rated TV Show. For this one, we check out an episode of The Goop Lab. Yes, Goop, as in Gwenyth Paltrow's business. It's a wild ride for sure. Won't you check it out with us? **** The Goop Lab is available on Netflix --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/s…

In this episode, we are watching a long-forgotten movie for us, Envy (2004) with Ben Stiller and Jack Black. This movie was a bit of a stinker (with a few funny parts), so it seems to have faded from most people's memories. What made this movie so bad? Listen, or watch, with us as we find out! *********** Strain of the Evening: Headbanger #5 ******…

For this mini-sode, we are still guessing movies/tv-shows from reviews, but we shortened it up, so it's a real mini-sode! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dont-watch-sober/support

For this episode, we are watching a movie, that neither of us has ever heard of, "Shocking Dark" (1989). This Italian-made film originally tried to market itself as Terminator 2, but didn't get away with that for too long. This Sci-Fi movie has a mix of both Alien and Terminator and was made on a small budget. But boy, was it a fun ride. Check it o…

That's right! We started doing mini-sodes. Our first attempt didn't turn out so mini, but it was fun! We read reviews for movies and TV shows and make the other person guess what movie or tv show. I'm sure you guys will be a lot better than us! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dont-watch-sober/support…

In this episode, we are watching the movie "Madhouse" from 1990, with our new friend Harvey Laguerre. This movie is a little nostalgic for some of us, but even so, this movie is a bit of a mess, although a fun mess. Why does it seem like the two main leads hate each other? Is the cat possessed? Did the neighbor boy grow up to be a serial killer? Th…

This one was so bad, we blocked it out already. In this episode, we watched "I Know Who Killed Me" (2007). This Lindsey Lohan nightmare was a confusing mess, with horrible parents. Even the poor cat in this movie wanted to get away. This one is a doozy. *******Drink of the Evening: Sex In The Driveway (courtesy of mixthatdrink.com)Ingredients 1 oun…

Have you seen Turbulence (1997) or Turbulence 2: Fear of Flying (1999)? Well, we haven't! But that doesn't stop us from watching Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal (2001) with our special guest Alex Chambers! Do you need to have seen the first two to watch this one? Not at all. This movie was a ridiculous ride, so won't you come along with us? ********** Al…

In this fun-filled episode, we are watching "Naked" (2017). This "Groundhog Day" style movie certainly isn't as entertaining, though. I think we have to go with the critics on this one. Podcast host Jeff Macolino joins us for this terrible movie. **** Jeff's Information: Website: jeffmacolino.com Podcast: https://anchor.fm/jeffmacolino Instagram: h…